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Poob was nervously in an elevator with MR, NULL, and Folly.
It was even worse than the last time he was in the elevator with these people.(The trailer)
The elevator doors opened, it was Jeremy’s floor.
Usually, with MR you get the floor to end early, but Jeremy didn’t notice the elevator was open.
Instead, Jeremy was holding Unpleasant while they embraced each other or something.
The four could only watch in horror as they heard the corniest lines from the couple.
Jeremy said “I love you, my Mozelle biscuit with no drink.”
Poob actually had to stop themselves from laughing at that.
Unpleasant’s response was “I love you too, my sigma.”
The four in the elevator cringed so hard MR literally broke the laws of how rocks work.(This is because rocks can’t erode themselves in an elevator with no gusts of wind, animals, or water, so MR shouldn’t be able to switch expressions, but MR broke those laws)
Jeremy said “Oh, you’re as cute as a pile of tiny kittens.”
Everyone in the elevator agreed, that line was actually kinda decent.
Unpleasant replied, “Oh you’re my blueberry muffin.”
NULL said “I think that line singlehandedly ruined blueberry muffins for me.”
The sad thing was, NULL hadn’t eaten anything that day, except the blueberry muffin he was eating right now.
NULL groaned “Anyone want this.”
Everyone shook their heads, including Poob, which was weird because they usually loved muffins.
The dialogue actually caused Jeremy and Unpleasant to notice the elevator was open.
Unpleasant said “Let them all watch our sigma relationship, Poob, Freaky,…”
“I think you mean Folly.” Folly corrected
Unpleasant continued “…Chicken hat,…”
NULL shouted “I HAVE A NAME, IT’S NULL!!!”
Unpleasant continued with his yapping “…and a fucking rock with a smiley face.”
Jeremy got a bit nervous and muttered “Rock with a smiley face….you don’t mean…”
Jeremy paused for a moment then shouted, “GET THE FUCK OUT!”
The elevator then closed, and everyone just stood there, trying to comprehend what the freak just happened.
This was definitely worse than last time.