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2025-08-26
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Crushes, Caffeine, and Catastrophes

Summary:

Sanemi hates four very specific things, its simple, feelings, feeling things he doesn't wanna feel, baristas, but damn does he love a good coffee, and giyuu fucking tomioka..
Who does, infact, check off about three out of the four
Whats even worse?
Hes hot. And, hes also the barista who happens to make sanemis coffee every morning.
Sanemis pretty sure his existence is only existent to piss him off
(I changed this, also its a summary of most the fic and not this chapter)

Notes:

This is probably gonna turn out shit, don't get your hopes up, its being written by three dumbasses with shit wifi, Incredibly inconsistent, and constantly getting distracted. Ive already written all this down but had to restart because my laptop died.
My heads aching and its almost four am, I cant do this, I'm going to anyways.
Tags will be added as we continue this fic.
Spelling errors are not discriminated against!
Also I took most inspo from my favorite fic, so credit to them! idk about my other friends

Time skip: - - -
POV change: ~ ~ ~

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Coffee covered gays!

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Chapter Text

Giyuu was having the worst fucking day.

He ended up sleeping through most of his alarms, which is what he gets for not sleeping to study.

See, Giyuu has all afternoon classes he got lucky while registering, however, he has work in the morning.

He made it to work fine and on time, minus the fact some asshole hit on him, like always giyuu turned the dude down, and he threw his hot fucking coffee on him, after that his favorite customer,Sanemi Shinazugawa,came in and was angry about how long it took to get his drink.

Eventually, he had gone home, and took a nap before his classes.

This is when he missed all of his alarms.

He ran from his apartment, which was 10 minutes from campus.

Why does he have an apartment and not a dorm?

He doesnt wanna deal with a roommate.

While he was actively running, he ran straight into, guess who? Sanemi!

And guess what?

He ended up soaked in another cup of hot coffee.

This day couldn't get any worse.

Giyuu was now covered in coffee, again, and getting straight up screamed at by the scarred man.

How much fucking worse could this day possibly get?

 

『𖥉⊰ POV change ☆ೄྀ』

 

Sanemi wanted one thing, one thing only.

To get to his fucking class, and drink his coffee.

Sanemi now gets to do neither of those, because Tomioka Fucking Giyuu decided to run into him, and get his coffee all over the both of them.

So now he's soaked, and has no coffee.

And yeah, Sanemi did run into him, it was 50/50 both their faults, but, he hates four very very specific things.

Feelings, baristas, dumb people who make him feel shit, and Tomioka Giyuu.

And Giyuu is all four of those fucking things.

“What th FUCK?!” Sanemi screamed.

So, what is he going to do?

Take none of the blame, and make it entirely fucking Gloomy-ioka's fault.

He watched as Giyuu looked down at his clothes, before back up at Sanemi with those pretty eyes of his.

“.. Uh, sorry..? I guess..?” He said quietly, not sounding sorry at all.

Sanemi decided to take that answer and yell at him more, “The fuck you mean, you guess?! You fucked up my coffee order-!”

Sanemi watched Giyuus face scrunch up in confusion, “.. No i didn't..??”

Why is he talking back?! No one does that! Whatever Sanemi's just gonna fucking ignore him, “Now you run into me and spill it all over me!-”

Giyuu blinked, glanced Sanemi up and down, “Most of it got on me” He said flatly.

How much trouble would Sanemi get in if he punched another student.. “So, no on top of already being fucking late to my class, I dont have any coffee, and i have to go home and fucking change!-”

“I have to go home and change too, also I'm late to my class too-”

“SHUT UP! I don't give a fuck about your stupid ass opinions or whatever! Im leaving!”

Jesus, Sanemi cant fucking stand that dude.

 

『𖥉⊰ Time skip ☆ೄྀ』

 

Sanemi ended up skipping his first class, he doesn't see a point in being 30 minutes late to a 40 minute lecture.

However now he doesn't have anything to do till his next class..

 

『𖥉⊰ POV change ☆ೄྀ』

 

Giyuu walked ten minutes back home, dripping with fucking coffee, and thanks to it being fall of all times, the weather had been cooling down, so the coffee soaking his shirt cooled real fast.

He wasn't freezing, he just has a soaked, cold shirt clinging to his skin.

Oh well, wasn't shit he could do about it now.

He unlocked the door to his apartment, glancing around.

He really needs to decorate or something. His apartment, to state plainly, was pathetic.

It's not that he's boring, he just never had the motivation, money, of fucks to give enough to go out and buy stuff to decorate with.

It's fine, it's not like he actually hangs out with anyone anyways.

That's a lie he had a group of friends who come over all the time, but they don't mind it.

 

『𖥉⊰ POV change ☆ೄྀ』

 

Sanemi settled on make one of his best friends come over, Obanai, to entertain him, and Obanai had a bit till his next class as wl.

Also Sanemi wanted a new coffee.

 

『𖥉⊰ Time skip ☆ೄྀ』

 

Sanemi heard a loud knock on the door.

He paused his tv, which was playing some stupid show about heroes and villains and quirks or some shit.

He pulled the door open, stepping back to letter the shorter guy in.

Obanai followed, walking inside, handing Sanemi his coffee, and kicking his shoes off.

Sanemi grabbed the coffee from obanai, pushing the door closed behind them.

Obanai turned to Sanemi, “Okay, so, why exactly am I here?”

Sanemi stared for a moment, before speaking in a rather flat tone, “Entertainment.Start dancing.”

They stared, before both bursting into laughter.

 

『𖥉⊰ POV change ☆ೄྀ』

 

Giyuu was so fucking bored it wasnt funny.

He had about an hour till his next class, so he didnt know what to do.

He had skipped his last class, no reason to show up 40 minutes late.

So? He texted Shinobu to help him with his boy problems.

Giyuu- “Yo, you there?”

Shinobu- “What's up white boy?”

Giyuu- “I need some help

Shinobu- “What now?”

Giyu rolled his eyes at the lazy response before responding,
Giyuu- “Boy problems..”

Shinobu- “Dude how many times do I have to say, I am a lesbian, I cannot help you with your boy problems?

Giyuu- “Uhh, till you give up, idc i wanna rant”

Shinobu- “Fine, go ahead”

Giyuu- “Wonderful. Okay so basically i got to work and i made Sanemi's coffee like normal,and i went home and took a nap and missed all of my alarms, so i started running to get to campus and ran straight into him, and i got his coffee all over us, and he started screaming at me over it..:(“

Shinobu- “Okay and my first girlfriend turned into the moon?”

Giyuu- “.. Thats rough buddy”
“Seriously though, now's not the time for references, asshat.”

Shinobu- “Okay and what do you want me to?”

Giyuu- “I don't know give me advice?”

Shinobu- “Get over it? Mits is calling me, ill text ya later, okay?”

Giyuu- “Har har, tell her i said hi, bye white girl.”

Shinobu- “Will do, bye white boy”

Giyuu huffed, turning his phone off.

So that was fucking useless.

Now what?

Giyuu ended up deciding to go to the gas station close by to get snacks so he can sulk and eat.

He walked in, and no way! Sanemi was fucking there. This day apparently could get worse.