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    Suguru sighs and presses his thumb to his forehead like he’s trying to stave off a tension headache. “Satoru. You are not gay. You do not need to watch gay porn.”

    “I’m not, like, homophobic, though,” Satoru says, offended. “I can watch. It’s not gonna be weird.”

    Suguru gives him a long look. “It’s absolutely gonna be weird.”

    Satoru just raises an eyebrow. They stare at each other, unmoving, unblinking.

    “Fine. Take your dick out. I don’t fucking care,” says Suguru. He hits play.

    Satoru’s a really good ally. Such a good ally, in fact, that he’s going to learn to suck dick just to support his best friend Suguru. Which is, like, peak ally behavior and totally not gay at all.

    Totally not gay at all. Right?

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Funniest shit I've ever read. All it took for Gojo to realize he was gay was getting dicked down by the lovely Suguru Geto. Truly stunning 😻

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    Gojo whips invisible lines and numbers in the air. He stops chewing on the butt of his pen and says, ”… that means you’ve dated 110.65 guys in the past ten years, which is 1.49% of the available gay population in Tokyo!"

    "Wow. I’ve never been called a whore with numbers before." Geto blows his bangs off his face, which equals amusement. Gojo is fluent in his facial expressions.

    "No, that makes you the perfect database of what men want!"

    "So, you want me to write an essay about it? Give you tips?"

    "Pfff, no. You’re taking me on a date. Many dates, actually, so I can map all variables."

    Geto sighs. "I have only one condition: we are not having sex."

    "Ugh, no. Never."

    There are two things Gojo knows about himself:

    1- He’s a genius: the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive, the best sensei at Jujutsu High, and a PhD in Physics;

    2- He’s a virgin.

    Having never dated before, much less been in love, Gojo does what he does best: conducts in-depth scientific research. To maximize his success, he recruits his lifelong best friend and roommate, Geto.

    The probability that they will remain just friends is 99.9%

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    05 Feb 2026

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    “Yes, Suguruuu…”

    That’s all Geto needs to hear to pump Gojo faster and tighter. Gojo never said his name like that—it’s not the usual drawled joking one, it’s also not the dragged, bored one. It was a full-on erotic moan.

    But then, he remembers there’s a camera recording.

    With his free hand, Geto grabs Gojo’s chin and sticks his thumb in his mouth, forcing Gojo’s head to the side so he can whisper in his ear, “It’s a pain to edit out parts of the audio… Don’t say my name out loud.”

    ***

    Suguru Geto loves his followers. No, he doesn’t run a cult—he has an OnlyFans account.

    But jerking off alone will only get him so far in making the money he needs to leave the Jujutsu society.

    Since Geto won’t accept Gojo’s help with the money, Gojo is willing to help him in different ways, purely from the kindness of his heart and the love for his one and only best friend, because that’s all they are. (And Gojo is sure he is not gay.)

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    27 Jan 2026