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Cellbit is currently wearing dog ears, and today is the worst day of his life.
Not the day he went to jail, not the day he was caught while trying to run away, but the day his son and his friends decided to make a play and convinced him to participate.
You see- for homework, Richarlyson’s entire class had to create a play. The final product was a crossover between Twilight and Romeo and Juliet, but the author never read any of them.
Romeo was a vampire who hated werewolves, Juliet pretended to be a human, but was secretly a werewolf. It was true love, truly.
Richarlyson somehow managed to convince the whole family to join. Pac was Romeo (and Ramon convinced Fit to be Juliet), Mike was a rebel, Bagi was a human detective, Felps was a priest, Forever was the leader of the werewolves, and Cellbit- well.
The thing is- Cellbit is a vampire. An actual vampire. Blood stained his hands so he could survive, and Richarlyson knew that. But, the little chaos harbinger thought Cellbit would fit better as a werecat, but they aren't a thing in this universe, so Richas made him a werewolf.
So here he is, wearing wolf ears, a torn t-shirt, wondering why is he alive if suffering is all that is offered to him.
He hears someone sitting by his side, and sees Roier, smiling at him, with his fake fangs on top of his actual ones.
Roier is also a vampire, an actual vampire, also acting as a vampire in the play. He and Jaiden were chosen as the antagonists, as Bobby wanted to see his parents killing people on the play, and the other kids agreed.
His clothing was better than the one Cellbit was wearing, a fancy red blouse with golden details. Although it was funny that he was wearing fake vampire teeth on top of his actual teeth.
Cellbit waves to his boyfriend, cheeks red with embarrassment.
“Gatinho!” Roier smiles and goes to Cellbit.
“Guapito!” He can see the fake teeth in Roier's mouth, and Cellbit can't help but laugh because of it.
“Don’t laugh, pendejo!” Roier shoves Cellbit, and takes away the fake teeth while Cellbit watches, “These things are so uncomfortable.”
“Why did their make you use these teeth,” Cellbit takes off the dog ears, “Your teeth are really sharp.”
“Yes, but the kids said it could be way sharper.” Roier sighs, he points at the dog ears on Cellbit's lap, “And how are you doing?”
“Ugh, I don't wanna talk about it,” Cellbit shakes his head, “I can't believe Richas convinced me to do this, I will never hear the end of this, did you know Richas took pictures?”
“I saw him taking pictures of all his dads, don't worry, you won't be embarrassed alone,”
“Yea but,” Cellbit puts his head on Roier's shoulder, “Mike is excited about his role, he already likes talking about revolutions, so he knows how to do that. Felps is Felps. Pac was surprised to see that he will play as Fit's romantic partner, but you know how it is.”
Roier nods, “I heard Ramon and Richarlyson are almost locking them together in a room,”
“Yeah, I am almost thinking this is mostly their plan, so something will finally happen” Cellbit gestures with his hands, “And there's Forever, who is thinking the whole thing is funny, the fact that he's a werewolf playing a Twilight werewolf.”
“Cellbo, para de falar merda pelos cotovelos,” Forever screams from the other side of the room.
They both snicker.
“These teeth are so uncomfortable,” Roier complains, after their laughter has died down, “I think they are the ones people buy for kids, you know? And did you see that they made vampires sparkle there?”
Cellbit frowns, “That's not how that works out, how are they going to do that?”
“They will throw glitter at us,” Roier sighs, “And tomato juice is a substitute for blood, the kids are making fake news.”
“We both are going to suffer a lot in this play,” Cellbit sighs, “But we are together, at least.”
Roier nods, “Suffering together.”
“Richas is calling us!” Forever calls, and Cellbit sighs, getting up.
“Bye Guapito,” He says, putting on the dog ears.
“Bye gatinho,” Roier waves, and puts on the fake teeth again.
They kiss as a goodbye, before Roier tries to find Jaiden and Cellbit talks to his chaotic son, going back to work on the weird play they somehow agreed to do.