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[@doppokunikida created a group chat]
[@doppokunikida added 13 people]
[@doppokunikida renamed chat to ‘Class 5A’]
[@doppokunkida made @doppokunikida an admin]
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : yo tf is this
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : Hello classmates. This is a group chat for our assigned class. You can use this chat to communicate and study.
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : Please be respectful.
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : boring
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : whats up fuckers
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : Please do not swear.
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : no <3
Cows!!:D [@kenjimiyazawa] : hello city dwellers!! :D
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : hi peoples!
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : hello men, where are the ladies??
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : i am a demilady if that counts
WomenAmirite [@ichuyouhiguchi] : HI I AM WOMAN
LiteralGoddess [@ozakikouyou] : Hello. I am a female as well.
TofuPlz [@kyoukaizumi] : hi?
SweetHomeAlabama [@naomitanizaki] : hi hi!!
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : hi ladies <33
WomenAmirite [@ichuyouhiguchi] : <3333
TofuPlz [@kyoukaizumi] : ^
LiteralGoddess [@ozakikouyou] : ^
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : ^
SweetHomeAlabama [@naomitanizaki] : ^
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : wtf is this
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : hi big bro!!!
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : no.
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : >:(
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : hey bestie 😎
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : ayo 😎
Ginger. [@junichirotanizaki] : wassup people
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : Everyone please introduce yourselves.
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : I will start.
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : My name is Doppo Kunikida, I am the student council president.
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : nerd
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : im osamu dazai and im searching for someone to commit a double suicide with <333
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : That is not a healthy mindset. You should seek help from the Bungou University counselor.
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : no trust me youll want him gone.
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : CHUUYAAAA
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : you wound me :(
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : good
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : Hello, I am Yosano Akiko, the feminist we all know and love
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : shes the best
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : im edogawa ranpo, the worlds greatest detective B)
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : im chuuya nakahara ig
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : the very short ginger
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : stfu you mummy looking bitch
Ginger. [@junichirotanizaki] : i am junichiro tanizaki! Naomi is my sister :)
SweetHomeAlabama [@naomitanizaki] : thats me!!
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : im gin, the badass demigirl, the one and only
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : and the guy who looks like hot topic threw up on him is my brother
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : wait the edgy one?
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : gin stfu you look like a homeless rat that crawled out of a dumpster fire
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : im ryuunosuke akutagawa and sadly gin is my sister
Cows!!:D [@kenjimiyazawa] : im kenji miyazawa!! I come from the country so hopefully someone can help me get used to the city ‘;^;
TofuPlz [@kyoukaizumi] : i will help you since youre nice
TofuPlz [@kyoukaizumi] : im kyouka izumi btw
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : im nakajima atsushi!
LiteralGoddess [@ozakikouyou] : My name is Ozaki Kouyou. It’s a pleasure to meet you all.
WomenAmirite [@ichuyouhiguchi] : im ichuyou higuchi!!
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : I believe that is everyone
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : wait but aren’t there 15 people in our class?? theres only 14 in the chat
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : I was not able to retrieve the transfer student’s number, so he is not present at the moment.
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : isn’t that the creepy guy in the back??
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : wait no hes kinda cute tho :(
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : yo there something you wanna tell me ranpo??
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : im gay
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : same
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : same
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : same
Ginger. [@junichirotanizaki] : same
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : mmm women
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : yes.
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : we all know you like women yosano 🙄
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : wait, did u and yosano know eachother before now??
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : we went to highschool together cause we are just cool like that
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : me and chuuya have known each other since middle school!!
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : unfortunately.
Cows!!:D [@kenjimiyazawa] : me and kyouka were in the same middle school and highschool, we just werent very close :,<
TofuPlz [@kyoukaizumi] : we can go get tofu together so you can get used to the city if you want :)
Cows!!:D [@kenjimiyazawa] : :0 yes please!!
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : me and the akutagawa’s went to highschool together
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : i had a few group projects with atsushi, but never knew him too well
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : seemed pretty swag tho B)
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : yo youre pretty swag too B)
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : your brother sucks tho
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : agreed
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : fuck both of you
Cows!!:D [@kenjimiyazawa] : wait, quick question, what’s the point of a homeroom now that we’re in college?
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : Great question, Kenji.
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : A homeroom mainly functions as what group you will be in for mandatory events. For example, today’s orientation.
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : It also functions as a place to meet friends in case you do not know anyone or need assistance.
Cows!!:D [@kenjimiyazawa] : ohhh, okay, thank you!! :D
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : why did i have to get in a homeroom with the bandage waster?
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : The homerooms are randomly chosen besides the fact that there is a student council member in each class.
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : The council members make these chats so we can all communicate better.
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : i hate my homeroom
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : we hate you too <333
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : so, is everyone moving into the dorms tomorrow?
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : i know i am!!
WomenAmirite [@ichuyouhiguchi] : im so excited to see who my roommate is lol
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : omg sameee!
SweetHomeAlabama [@naomitanizaki] : I already know mine :)
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : how??
Ginger. [@junichirotanizaki] : Me and naomi were put together cause we’re siblings!
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : same with me and kyouka! shes my adopted sister
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : but me and gin havent been told we’re together????
Ginger. [@junichirotanizaki] : it’s only if you applied for a sibling room
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : thank god, ive lived with that nuisance for far too long
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : fuck you
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : no u
LiteralGoddess [@ozakikouyou] : I believe you will be in a dorm room with someone of the same gender, or at least whatever your birth certificate says, unless you applied for a sibling room.
WomenAmirite [@ichuyouhiguchi] : jokes on them they cant stop us queers 😎
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : exactly. we will rise up.
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : preach
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : pop off
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko]:🏳🌈 🛐
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : chuuya and kunikida always go quiet when we talk about gay stuff 🤔
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : homophobes??
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : omg no
TofuPlz [@kyoukaizumi] : i will punish any homophobes.
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : HOMOPHOBES??!??1?!?!!! SOUND THE ALARM
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : wtf im not homophobic im questioning
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : KUNIKIDA IS THE LONE HOMOPHOBE!!
LiteralGoddess [@ozakikouyou] : Riot.
Ginger. [@junichirotanizaki] : SET FIRE TO HIS VILLAGE
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : Everyone please calm down. I am not homophobic, I am an ally.
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : HE’S LYING TO SAVE HIS OWN ASS
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : DAZAI STOP TRYING TO START DRAMA YOU DUMB SHIT
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : Also, your roommate will likely be someone from your homeroom, unless you have a sibling room or if you’re a transfer student.
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : awww, so i won’t be roomies with the cute american boy?
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : It’s very unlikely.
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : :((((
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : see, homophobia. kunikida-kun wont put ranpo with his male crush
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : OMG HOW DARE HE
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : YOU HOMOPHOBE
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE DAZAI
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : I AM SIMPLY INFORMING THE QUEER OF THE BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES
CouncilPresident [@doppokunikida] : I’m going to bed.
LiteralGoddess [@ozakikouyou] : Everyone please calm down and go to bed. Tomorrow is a busy day with everyone moving in, you will need your rest.
SnacksAndCrime [@edogawaranpo] : yes ma’am.
DrGirlboss [@yosanoakiko] : yes ma’am.
NotAFurry [@nakajimaatsushi] : yes ma’am.
SuicideEnthusiast [@osamudazai] : yes ma’am.
GothNotEmo [@ryuunosukeakutagawa] : yes ma’am.
Ginger. [@junichirotanizaki] : yes ma’am.
Cows!!:D [@kenjimiyazawa] : yes ma’am.
SweetHomeAlabama [@naomitanizaki] : yes ma’am.
TofuPlz [@kyoukaizumi] : yes ma’am.
StillGrowing [@chuuyanakahara] : yes ma’am.
BetterThanYou [@ginakutagawa] : yes ma’am.
WomenAmirite [@ichuyouhiguchi] : yes ma’am.