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Body Studies by Ark for triedunture
Fandoms: Captain America, The Avengers (2012), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
18 Dec 2012
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Bucky wants Steve to draw him. Bucky's bored enough to model, and that's -- that's --
“That's -- a fun idea,” Steve supplies, fingers tight around his pencil. “I mean, we could try that if you wanted to.” Is his palm sweating on the pencil? “It'd be pretty boring for you, though, I guess.”
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21 Apr 2025
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A Fucking Written Invitation by chaya, Desdemon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 May 2014
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"Jesus, Steve, I just had to explain to a ninety-something year old ex-killer that it was normal to *have dreams* and *wake up with unusual physical attributes* and, and listen, we have to get him a male GP, a, a man, because when I asked him why he hadn't just called her to discuss this he looked at me like I'd suggested he slap her in the face."
Alternate titles: "It's Just You". "Steve Rogers Can't Get a Goddamned Clue". "SSRIs and You". "Steve, Natasha is Going to Hit You". "Buying a Clue". "Steve's Clue-Field is Barren".
(slight tw for a non-con makeout moment.)
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19 Apr 2025
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Fuck the pain away (my bed is in ruins) by Error404NotFound
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
09 Dec 2025
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Sylvain hits jackpot when Professor Eisner (who Sylvain likes a tiny bit more than he's willing to admit) says yes to an exclusively casual relationship. Summer is calling and nothing could go wrong.
Or, Sylvain catches feelings.
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- Part 3 of Byleth likes parties AU
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12 Feb 2025
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Chewing on Pearls by Aisene
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Soen no Kiseki/Akatsuki no Megami | Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn
30 Sep 2018
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Just a series of connected smutty one-shots starring Ike and Soren.
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- Part 3 of Eternal Bond
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15 Jan 2025
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be like the love that discovered sin (lover, be good to me) by brightlyburning
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
18 Jul 2020
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Sylvain feels, abruptly, like an unlucky sheep caught between two ravenous wolves.
"Sylvain," Byleth says, her voice clear and direct as if giving orders on a battlefield, "Dimitri and I trust you implicitly. Will you do us the honor of teaching us the bedroom arts?"
Sylvain chokes on his wine.
(Or the tale of Dimitri and Byleth the idiot virgin newlyweds, Sylvain their adoring and concerned wedding night witness and sex tutor, and how they came together. In all senses of the word.)
(A kink meme fill for the prompt, 'Two virgins ask for Sylvain's expertise. He teaches them everything he knows.')
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13 Jan 2025