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All Butler wanted was to do his job, mend his broken heart, and maybe get an early night in.
What he didn’t want was to come face to face with the woman he had pushed away, stumble over a cult devoted to an ancient god that devours worlds, and endure relentless teasing from his little sister about all of it.
Somehow, the apocalypse seemed like the easier problem.
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- Part 8 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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Some wounds don’t heal. Not even for Butler, who’s survived everything else.
And some feelings don’t fade. Not even when Sofia tries to reason them away.Series
- Part 7 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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“The Nitokris sect has stolen some of the most valuable treasures in the world. Think the Mask of Agamemnon, the gold of Mansa Musa, the Girdle of Hippolyta. All hidden in a secret lair that no one’s ever got to see."
“A Fowl through and through,” Dmitri Butler said with contempt. “So, you’re trying to get the Nitokris sect out of hiding to steal their treasure back?”
A cult, a creature, standoffs with the bad guys, all while attempting to squeeze in a flirt or two. Just another Wednesday for Butler.
[All works in this series can be read as standalone pieces.]
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- Part 6 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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Evil Association of Evil Villains by weeinterpreter
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
31 Oct 2022
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Be bad, do evil and have fun!
In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.
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"Which story are you going to tell me today?"
"You can choose between how I threw Juliet's first girlfriend over the hedge, or the time Artemis's first outing almost caused an international incident."
Butler's job as Artemis's bodyguard has been turbulent since Day 1 but at least his emotional state was in less of a turmoil.
[All works in this series can be read as standalone pieces.]
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- Part 5 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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The job of a bodyguard was demanding, lonely, and had a high fatality rate. Domovoi Butler had accepted that a long time ago. It was a bleak life, but there was order in it. Order was good. It was predictable. Safe.
Then life throws Dr Sofia Massetti in his path, and his well-ordered existence gets plunged into utter and complete chaos.
[All works in this series can be read as standalone pieces.]
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All ficlets, drabbles, and pieces that I wrote during my monthly writing challenges. There are some alternate universes, OCs, and obscure characters that I wanted to explore more.
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A couple of chance encounters between Domovoi Butler, bodyguard, and Sarah, librarian, leads to romance.
Relationships are complicated at the best of times. They’re not made easier by suspicious magical activity around fairy rings, an incredibly demanding job, and a pixie hell-bent on revenge.
Fic is entirely pre-written, will have regular updates.
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04 Apr 2026
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'The last thing I need is for my father to return and destroy what I have built up over the past two years.'
Mikhael nodded. This made perfect sense to him.
'So he had to die. I had to see it done myself, just to be sure.'This sounds a bit too reasonable, does it not? After all, why rescue somebody who might ruin your life's work?
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- Part 1 of Artemis Fowl - A Darker Take
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24 May 2025
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When Artemis Fowl the First disappears into the Arctic, his hired guard is presumed dead. But the Butler family has a secret, one that explains their unbelievably inhuman resilience and loyalty.
Until Artemis Fowl the First is safe or dead, Major Butler still considers himself bound by contract, and he will get revenge on those who harmed his charge.
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06 May 2025
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Alex arrives undercover at St. Bart's and he is completely caught off guard by the elusive Artemis Fowl II.
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04 Apr 2025
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"I'm sorry," she said without sounding like it in any way. "But ... you know, you still owe me an interview."
Butler had been of the impression that there was hardly anything able to surprise him. Alas, this woman proves him wrong, calling him in the dead of night. However, if he can manage to turn the tables on her ...