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Stu might have discovered something about himself when he secured that dog collar around his neck.
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Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? Read on... by unnecessary
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
24 Nov 2025
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I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen’s guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.
(Marty meets Rust for the first time on Thanksgiving. On Craigslist.)
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Walt made sure they were alone before he asked casually, “Do you know an Ignacio Varga?”
Jesse snorted, for a moment just like the old Jesse. “You mean Nacho? Yeah, he’s Mike’s boyfriend.” He eyed Walt, the suspicious stink-eye returning. “Why?”
Walt meets Nacho after the events of S05 E07. Nacho tells Walt his thoughts about the situation.
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The Bluth family tries to hire a new lawyer. The lawyer has an uncanny resemblance to Lindsay and Tobias’s marriage counselor. Things get heated.
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Nacho learns the old man’s name. He volunteers to bring him his money. And things change between them.
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- Part 2 of Alluvium
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Shame burned Sid’s cheeks, but he rocked back into Marc-André’s hand anyway—desperate for more, hungry for Marc-André’s praise.
“Yeah, that’s it, take it. Such a good girl,” Marc murmured against his thigh.
He shouldn’t crave this—shouldn’t ache for the way Marc-André’s hands are taking him apart, shouldn’t be turned on by being called his girl or treated like one. But Marc-André’s touch made denial impossible: the way his fingers scissored and twisted inside, thumb circling and pressing down on Sid’s taint with practiced precision, as if teasing a clit, and the lube—making everything slick, leaving Sid’s hole dripping wet.
_________________3k words of 06-07 era Sid/Flower porn
+ Title from the song Be Like a Woman by Chris Rainbow
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31 May 2026
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It was hot, and Sid felt kind of weird about thinking it was hot. This guy was screwing himself on camera for money. That wasn’t really Sid’s scene.
He closed the browser window. Fine for other people, but not his thing.
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29 May 2026
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Three conversations that happen in the first few years of the Vegas Golden Knights.
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27 May 2026
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Without taking another step, firmly planted, the man pulls a black silicone dildo off the wall and walks to the counter in long, calculated strides. When he places it on the counter between them, his face is perfectly serene besides the slight wideness of his eyes. Zhenya has to concede to what Anya had said – he does look scared.
or: sidney crosby discovers that sexual self-discovery is, conveniently, retail assisted.
a sex shop au (sort of) (not really)
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24 May 2026
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LordStanley87: Yeah I’m a big fan
LordStanley87: Nice poster by the way“You see that?” Geno whipped his head around to look at the poster on the wall. Sid almost wished he hadn’t said anything, he should’ve kept it his own little secret. “How you recognize that? Eight seven, you must be Crosby fan then?”
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07 May 2026