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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    “Erling, is it?” Jude whistles, raising one of his eyebrows. “I assume you had a good time, then.”

    And really, he shouldn’t question her about it. He shouldn’t even want to know the details -  his girlfriend just told him she got fucked by another man, a man he knows better than he knows her; a man he works with and sees almost every single day. 

    Still, he can’t help but wonder.

    Or; Jude finds out that his girlfriend cheated on him with his teammate, Erling Haaland. Instead of being pissed off, though, he decides he might as well see for himself if the other man is worth the hype.

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    14 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Jude's remembers playing beside Erling.

    Unfortunately, so do his feet.

    Or: Jude accidentally assists the winning goal that knocks England out of the World Cup, and Erling spends the rest of the night reminding him that one mistake doesn't define him.

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    14 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    “You don’t get to talk back now,” he whispers against Jude’s back, precum leaking at the way his whole body tenses. “Have I told you how mad I am at you yet?”

    Whimpering and ducking his head but not before Erling sees the blush spreading across his cheeks, Jude shakes his head and whispers, “Tell me.”

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    before, during, and after the england x norway game on saturday from an omegaverse perspective lol

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    14 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    Erling has always liked guys, aesthetically, he's just never acted on it because he's got more important things to think about. Until one night Jude asks him to fuck him.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    After the quarter finals, former teammates turned opponents find themselves on the bed instead of the pitch. And the way they comfort each other following the devastating loss is very, very different.

    Or: post-match sex two ways, depending on the winner.

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    13 Jul 2026