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The Unrelenting Lore Drops™ by talk2meGoose
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 Jul 2025
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“So, Derek, what do you think of Hawthorne Farms? Quite the sight to see, wouldn’t you say?”
“Oh absolutely, sir, I’m spellbound, truly!”
Titch glared at the back of the man's head, thoroughly unimpressed with the pleasantries being exchanged around him.
Derek Stryder. Degree in horticultural studies, like Titch, although a year or two younger than him. Studied abroad in both the United States and Spain, specialized in Production. Very interested in aubergines. Tall.
On paper, he was damn near perfect, even down to the letters [Yes, letters plural! What the fuck!] of recommendation he came with. His father loved him.
Titch hated him.
Or he wanted to, sort of desperately. This man was all of Titch’s shortcomings personified, he was the physical embodiment of his fathers distrust in him come to haunt him. And yet… and yet.
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The Unrelenting Lore Drops™ by talk2meGoose
Fandom The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 Jul 2025
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John always wants what he can't have.
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29 Apr 2026
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Dean's done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likable despite that, and Dean figures they’ll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Six weeks later, he’s still married to one of the strangest, most genuine and definitely most dangerously lov-- likable guys he's ever known. Dean doesn't know why or really even how it’s happening, but it’s getting harder and harder to remember that he has divorce papers to file.
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Reaper Castiel has one simple job: to usher the souls of deceased humans through the Veil and into the afterlife. For countless eons, he has performed this job without thought or question. But that changes when he is called upon to reap the soul of Dean Winchester.
Because Dean Winchester is the one soul that Castiel cannot seem to reap.
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They’re in a box, Neal half-straddling Peter, in the basement apartment of a counterfeiter, when Peter starts to buy a clue.
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After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.
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