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blessed be the men time can't capture by swag4lyfe
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Apr 2026
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“Yingxing?” A voice said to his left, warm and familiar. There had been a hand on his shoulder, but sometime in his thrashing, he’d pushed it away, so now it hovered over him instead. “Yingxing, it was a nightmare. You’re alright.”
Alright? He almost laughed, but stopped when the noise came out thin. Was that really what he sounded like? He slapped his hand to his mouth and tried to breathe through the mounting hysteria. Something was wrong, something was so, so—
The figure in the corner of his vision moved until they were standing right in front of him; long black hair flowing smoothly over pristine white robes, and the sight was enough to slap him clean out of whatever spiral he’d been falling into. For a moment, he could only stare. Deep green eyes swam with concern, which only seemed to grow the longer he sat there, mute.
“You’re here,” Yingxing managed eventually. It was the only thought running through his head, frantic and riddled with disbelief. He’s here, he’s here, he’s here, he’s here.
“Of course,” said Dan Feng, nonplussed. “We have a reservation, remember?”
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'Yingxing' wakes up in his forge. Everything goes downhill from there.
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there's nothing left of me, but i'll still give it to you by swag4lyfe
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Apr 2025
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On a late night trip to the Astral Express, Stellaron Hunter Blade pays the High Elder a visit.
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“Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”
Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.
Hollander.
Doesn’t ring a bell.
Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?
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31 May 2026
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If you're on the road by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Jun 2026
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“Listen,” Pepper says. “I’m at the food bank right now and Ms. Zavala from R&D called in sick. She has two students coming in this morning to be interviewed for the internship, 9 AM. I won’t be back in time, so if you could just talk to them, or at least start with the first one, until I get back.”
Tony processes all that a moment.
“Tony?” she asks.
“You’re at the food bank? How much do I pay you?”
She gives another little huff. “Charity, Tony. Did any of the actually important things I just said register in your brain?”
“Oh, all right. Consider it my charity work for today.”
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31 May 2026
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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31 May 2026
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staring down the barrel of the hot sun by magneticwave
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
16 Feb 2021
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“Gone to a Child of the Watch, the Darksaber has,” Grand Master Yoda announces in his creaky little voice. “Peace, there is not, and yet peace, there must be.”
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23 May 2026
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Define normal by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Nov 2025
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On a perfectly average Tuesday night – as far as any night can be called perfectly average anymore nowadays – the sky goes pitch black above Manhattan, a violent storm rattles the roofs, vivid blue and purple lightning bolts illuminate the clouds.
Once it is over, as suddenly as it began, news trickles in of difficult-to-explain phenomena occurring worldwide: The statue of liberty has changed color to a bright pink, an exact replica of the great wall of China has appeared across the Sahara desert, it rains feathers in Copenhagen for several hours, every single stapler on Sumba Island turns into a coat hanger, and Tony Stark wakes up from an impossible-to-wake-up-from coma.Bookmarked by swag4lyfe
16 Mar 2026