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    Why have one champion when you can have them both? A bet between gods that decides humanity's fate. Yaldy knows that the outcome is certain, now with both tricksters under his grasp. Yet Humanity's sponsor is confident. The ‘god’ of the velvet room does not sway. It’s incomprehensible.

    Everything is going according to plan.

    Isn’t it?

    Akechi is certain that these upstart Phantom thieves' rumors are of far greater consequence. He realizes this when the castle that once loomed over Shujin Academy was gone post-Kamoshida’s confession. Gone yet replaced, by something larger. Darker. He is certain it holds the final piece he needs for his plans. All he has to do is recruit one lonely boy over to his side.

    One misunderstanding later and Ren finds himself isolated at school. Burdened by the rumors of his own past-and-present actions. He takes the hand of someone unexpected.

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    Akechi and Ren team up against the PT’s and Shido.

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    [Act 1: The Colosseum of Treachery Arc: Chapters 1-23] - Complete

    [Act 2: Detriments to Society Arc: Chapters 24 - 44] - Complete

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    05 Jun 2026

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    ‘Oh, no,’ he thinks to himself, staring blankly at the unfamiliar reflection in the mirror. ‘I could have at least been someone relevant to the plot, like Gojo or Sukuna. Instead I’m a background character.’

    Recognition sinks him further into despair, when it finally creeps in and he puts a name to his own face.

    ‘Oh, no. I’m the sexist.’

     

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    An attempt at a SI-fic with a character not quite lucky enough to be given easy access to the main cast. Sporting a fresh case of “amnesia” and a disgustingly overpowered cursed technique to balance out his ineptitude, the casual fan who’s replaced Naoya Zen’in has enough on his plate without having to muddle through clan politics and the social repercussions of incarnating as such an utter bastard. It’s going to be really hard to save the world and not die when he’s barely involved in the original plot … and when he never even finished the damn manga.

     

    Maybe he’s only half-lying when he says he doesn’t remember anything.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Absolute Cinema 🙌

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    In the battle with Sukuna at Shinjuku, an accident with Yuta and Gojo's clashing techniques blasts Yuji over a decade into the past, to the year 2005.

    Lost with nothing except a vow to change the future that feels impossible, Itadori Yuji finds himself becoming the fourth student of Gojo and Geto’s class at Jujutsu Tech.

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    (manga spoilers!!)

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    21 May 2026

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    But now, in this moment, he realized a couple very important things. 

    One, Gojo’s cursed energy had a tinge of regret to it. 

    Second, this wasn’t a curse’s doing. His regrown pinky confirmed that. 

    Third, he fucked up. Like, royally.

    Because why was he here, in 2018, when he first swallowed that accursed finger? 

    Or: Hardened by years of solitude, Modulo Yuuji finds himself going back in time to 2018.

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    20 May 2026

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    So, picture this: I’m twenty, running on nothing but cheap instant coffee and the sheer, unadulterated panic of final semester. I am literally hitting "Save" on my thesis, my soul ready to leave my body from exhaustion... and then it literally leaves my body.

    Next thing I know, I wake up in the body of Yuta Okkotsu.

    The first thing I did? I didn't panic(LIE). I booked the first flight to Haneda Airport to get to Shibuya. Why didn't I just call Gojo and explain everything so he could speedrun the entire story? Look, do you want a story or not? Stop asking logical questions.

    Yuta main powers? Noope (No way to access her as she actually passed away in the end of Jjk 0).
    My Cursed Energy? More than double than canon but its no longer bottomless like canon without Rika
    My current strategy? Aggressive, pathologically confident bullshitting and surprise attacks.

    See, Gojo-sensei is currently on mandatory vacation (stuck in a box because he's too OP), and the world needs a heavy hitter. The kids—Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Maki (and all the others)—are fighting for their lives.
    So yeah. I’m the most reliable "adult" here, and I’m technically just a college kid who wants his degree and a nap.

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    16 May 2026