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Q considers himself excessively lucky that he's never had to be in close quarters with James Bond for an extended period of time. But everyone's luck runs out eventually.
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“I don’t do serious,” Bond tells him, leaning up on one elbow in bed. Q is pleasantly drowsy, trying to figure out how to politely kick a trained assassin out of his flat so he can get some real sleep. This wakes him up; he cuts his eyes over to Bond. He’s not joking. Q wants to sigh but that’ll just ruffle Bond’s feathers and he’ll be here even longer.
“I’m aware,” Q settles on. “This must be against regulation anyway, isn’t it?”
His quick, emotionless acquiescence seems to take Bond by surprise. Q imagines he’s built this all up in his head, Q pining for him and him nobly telling Q that the most they can ever be is an occasional fuck, etcetera, etcetera.
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Bond doesn't do love. Q is absolutely fine with that. -
Courting Conundrums by Reioka
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Dec 2016
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19 Jun 2018
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THIS SERIES LEFT ME BUSTING MY LUNGS FROM LAUGHING TOO MUCH.... stony in courting conundrums verse wholly embody the “idiots in love” tag
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fight me to your (little) death by hypotheticalseaweed (velosaraptor)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Jan 2026
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“W-what are you doing?” Tobirama splutters, a hot flush crawling up his face.
"Fucking you?" He says it like it's obvious; a given that Tobirama will submit himself to the Uchiha.
"No, you are not,” Tobirama replies, kicking Madara away.
Madara rubs his chest, massaging the place where Tobirama's heel had connected. “What the hell? I thought you wanted this."
“You’re not putting your dick in me.”
Madara looks like Tobirama has just declared his indefinite residence on the moon. "Why not?”
The back and forth grows tiresome. "Because I'm fucking you," Tobirama says plainly.
Madara scoffs. "Absolutely not."
Tobirama glares.
After a long moment Madara hums, indolent, contemplative. “I’ll fight you for it.”
or, Madara and Tobirama fight for the right to top.
alternatively, "started as a top and now i'm here (bottoming)"
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11 May 2026
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bratty princess tobirama exactlyyy
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Astronaut Iwaizumi is forced to leave the crumbling Earth in a shuttle alone, hoping that the passenger-laden Travelers were able to leave first to escape the many invaders and the planet's end. He flies in uncharted space to nowhere, for nothing.
There are no Travelers out here. Only himself and his endurance against the infinite dark. And a pack of humanoid creatures that follow him. They and their smiling leader, never rebuffed by his defenses and weapons for long, endlessly return and circle the ship. The leader - brown-haired, brown-eyed, perhaps indestructible - watches him with awe and hunger. It salivates. Iwaizumi stares endlessly back.
(OiIwa with misery, stalking, tension and tentacles. Alienxhuman love also.)
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25 May 2026
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My str̷o̴ng s̷o̴ld̷i̸er wa̷nts to l̷i̸v̵e̷. / S̷o̴ fight ̷i̸t. F̷i̸ght. / And l̷i̸ve.
oh my fuckkk it hurts to be alive!!!