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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Tsunade walked around the desk and sat directly next to Iruka, turning both of their chairs with a casually powerful grasp. In the end they were facing each other, not the desk. He tried and failed to hold her gaze. She reached out and tipped his chin up, forcing him to look at her again. Another hit landed. This time it came from Iruka's left. It felt like it must have shattered bone, ribs grinding against each other in his chest, and Iruka bit his tongue almost until it bled to keep from crying out.

    “Tell me, Iruka-sensei,” Tsunade said. “How long, exactly, have you been feeling Hatake Kakashi’s emotions?"

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    16 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

    Podfic of ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat.

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    10 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Can we meet him some day?”

    Clark hesitated. It wasn’t as though his professional life and his personal life overlapped very often, Bruce and the kids being some of the very few exceptions.

    The only way Clark would be able to introduce Bruce to the League, aside from him getting kidnapped and them having to save him, would probably be to bring him up to the Watchtower. Out of the suit. As a civilian. And Clark didn’t see Batman being comfortable with that any time soon.

    “Probably not, but we’ll see.”

    ~•~•~

    Or, Clark has finally revealed his identity to the League. Who... immediately found out he was married to Bruce Wayne. If Clark had his way, Brucie and the League would stay far, far away from each other.

    Too bad his husband didn't get the memo.

    podfic of How to Introduce Your Husband to Your Super-Serious Crime-Fighting Group by A_Hamilton

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    09 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    Somewhere between serendipity and fate, Ed becomes Roy's bodyguard at an opportune moment.

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    08 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Two ninja walk into a bar. One of them has a perverse mind and keeps cornering the other in barely hidden places to use his body. The other is Kakashi.

    Or: The one where sweet, innocent Iruka invites Kakashi to a game of tag.

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    06 Jul 2026