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  1. Chance Encounters by ,

    Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins

    05 Aug 2017

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    Alistair finds himself hiding in the Hanged Man after Loghain is spared and he meets some interesting people. One by one, his friends join him, and somehow find themselves mixed up with the Champion of Kirkwall and her Merry Band of Misfits(TM).

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  2. not all treasure is silver and gold, mate by

    Fandom Merlin (TV)

    31 May 2015

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    Speak (With) Your Mind by for reelin_writer

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    28 Nov 2022

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    When Merlin sets out to teach mindspeech to Arthur, he couldn't have known just how much it would affect the friendship between King and Court Mage.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Through the Eyes of Minerva's Owl by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    24 Aug 2013

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    When Albion calls Merlin, he returns to puzzle out why. Meanwhile, two years of peace are shattered when Harry Potter is attacked and left badly beaten, the Elder Wand stolen from his grasp. Then a sword appears in front of Buckingham Palace and a dragon escapes from Wales. As the Ministry of Magic and the Order of the Phoenix scramble for answers, Merlin gathers his allies (both old, new and unexpected) as he prepares to greet Albion's Darkest Hour. Morgana declares war in a single, devastating blow that leaves England's wizards stunned beyond words, making it clear that the time of the Once and Future King is upon them... if only they knew where he was. Will wisdom learnt through the eyes of Minerva's owl be enough to prevent disaster?

    Mostly cannon-compliant for both series.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    the turns have tabled (and we escalate quickly from there) by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    12 Feb 2022

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    “You have got to be kidding me.”

    “Well,” Merlin said faintly, “they are very straight-forward instructions.”

    Arthur glared at the cave wall in front of him as if it would make the words change. In fact, Merlin could have sworn they etched themselves deeper.

    Leave in peace by uttering my spell
    Agor y fynedfa gudd

    Merlin may just have been having the worst day of his life.

    OR: Merlin and Arthur end up in a sorcerer’s cave. The only way out is by using magic. Neither of them like the idea very much. Arthur ends up surprising Merlin (and possibly himself as well). It escalates from there.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    go boldly by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    12 Nov 2021

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    “It is not like you,” Arthur muses suddenly, and very, very quietly, “to lie to me.”

    Merlin’s lungs freeze in his chest. “What?” he chokes out.

    Or: yet another 5x05 The Disir AU.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    The Time Merlin and Lancelot Almost Destroyed Camelot (as told by the Knights of the Rountable) by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    25 Nov 2019

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    "It's true then?" Elyan frowned as he peered out the door into the hallway Lancelot had just exited through. Gwen bit her lip before nodding. "Damn. What would Lancelot and Merlin even argue about?"

    "Please," Gwaine rolled his eyes before flicking his hair out of his face "This has got to be some new battle strategy. Maybe Morgana is trying to throw us off with this so we won't notice when she tries to invade again." He shrugged. The others seemed to consider this.

    "That somehow makes more sense." Percival muttered. Gwen wrinkled her nose before putting down the basket with a sigh.

    "I'm telling you," She said "George heard them both yelling. It sounded very intense."

    "Maybe they were having sex. Sometimes people yell during sex." Gwaine suggested. Everyone turned to him.

    "Is that more likely than having an argument?" Leon asked dryly. Gwaine pointed his glove at him.

    "Between Lancelot and Merlin? Yes. Absolutely, you ignorant fool."

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    Lancelot and Merlin get into an argument. All of Camelot loses its goddamn mind trying to figure out what's going on.

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    09 Jul 2026