12 Works by phancon
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Pete Wentz is an enigma. Pete is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Pete is a secret wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Patrick isn’t sure what Pete’s deal is, he’s not really sure why Pete hates him, all he knows is that he hates Pete right back, and then some.
He hates his stupid chiselled cheekbones, his bleached blond, dark at the roots, just got out of bed hair, his slack tie with his never ironed shirt, his intense amber eyes. Everything about Pete just screams, I’m too good for this. I’m too good for you. What a pretentious ass.
Unfortunately, Pete is also the person Patrick has to share an office with late one night on Christmas Eve.
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As Honest As You'll Let Me by 1833outboy (phancon) for Kaysa
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, Bandom
24 Dec 2021
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“Okay, give it to me straight.” Patrick heaves a sigh, gravely accepting in only the way a man who’s known Pete three years now can be. “How much shit are we in?”
Written for the FOB Actually gift exchange.
Prompt: Peterick; Meet the Family, AKA, “Oops, I told my mom I had a boyfriend but I don’t, better find a fake one fast!” -
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A collection of short and fluffy peterick one shots, previously written on Tumblr.
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Desperate, horny and lonely during quarantine, roommates Pete and Patrick start to fool around together, no strings attached. Obviously they’re not about to do anything stupid like catch feelings. None of this means anything. They're friends. And besides which, they’re both still totally straight.
Right?
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It's 2005, Fall Out Boy's second album is about to drop and more and more people are noticing. Warped Tour, TV interviews, radio play... They're climbing to the top and nothing can stop them.
Then Patrick finds out he has cancer.
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Patrick is madly in love with Pete and used to disappointment at this point.
But perhaps, in between some tacky mistletoe, a blizzard and the best show they've ever played, he can find a little bit of hope. Perhaps, when it comes to Pete, things aren't as straight forward as he thought.
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If anybody had asked Pete before today why he drove the ten miles out of town to get his pumpkin from Vaughn Farm every October, rather than one from the Target around the corner from his apartment, he would tell them honestly: he likes supporting small businesses and he likes the Vaughns.
Plus, they have the biggest, best pumpkins in Illinois. No doubt about it.
These are all very true things he could tell someone, but as Pete finds out on his fourth October visit to the Vaughns, there are other, much more enticing reasons to visit the farm. One enticing reason in particular. An enticing reason with plush lips and beautiful grey-blue eyes and feathery copper hair and a Racetraitor hat.
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When Patrick’s shitty ex-boyfriend sends him an invitation to his tropical vacation wedding, Patrick decides the best course of action is showing up (and showing off) with a new, attractive boyfriend. One small problem: Patrick doesn’t have a new, attractive boyfriend.
Enter Pete, local lifeguard who just happens to save Patrick from drowning at exactly the right moment.
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When you’re living with someone, and you love them desperately, and they still love you – even if it’s not the way you want – things can get… muddled.
It’s this that Pete will blame for everything that happens the Christmas everything changes.
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The aching hole he’s constantly trying to escape is all consuming and ravenous. If he squints, he can make out printed photographs on the fridge; hat, glasses, grinning faces. Pete closes his eyes and makes a wish to any entity that might hear him.
Then he hears the distant twang of guitar strings.
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Pete and Patrick start having sex.
They go through girlfriends and boyfriends who do and don’t know, and their band gets bigger, and they make records together, and they have sex, and they don’t talk about it. It’s secret, it’s theirs, it’s just sex.
Pete tries not to read into it.
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Sat Next To You, Watched You Smile by 1833outboy (phancon)
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, Bandom
25 Sep 2018
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Pete Wentz is sat waiting, tanned inked arms and wide amber eyes, in Patrick’s desk chair.
To say that this is not who he expected his tutor to be is an understatement.