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    Shane and Ilya's peace is hard-won and devastatingly fragile. A phone call from Russia threatens to bring the whole house of cards down around them.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    AWWWWWW

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    Ilya Rozanov, get loved.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Awwwww

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    Ilya Rozanov does not let a little bit of influenza get between him and a Boston-Montreal game. Shane Hollander (and also Cliff Marlow) think this is stupid as fuck. Featuring: some angsty fights, Cliff being confused af but supportive regardless, and surprise appearances by Yuna, David, and pneumonia!

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    05 Jun 2026

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya's life after getting together on Facebook Marketplace, and a short-lived attempt at finding a third roommate.

    A sequel to hi shane, is this still available?

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    31 May 2026

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    <3

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    Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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    31 May 2026