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He’d been so certain after the first time they hooked up that it was just a one off thing. Sanji was drunk. He was drunk. They were both high off the success of beating Arlong, and Zoro was more than a little fucked up on painkillers and the endorphins from the underlying pain. But making out in an alley and exchanging furtive hand jobs didn’t mean anything from Zoro’s point of view.
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Zoro and Sanji hooked up. Zoro has a lot of feelings about that.
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13 Jun 2026
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"Look, I just always thought — you know, you give me shit for the woman thing and now I know you've got a man thing —”
“I do not have a man thing,” Zoro snapped. “Just because you're a pervert doesn't mean the rest of us turn into lust crazed animals when we're into someone.”
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Sanji tries to get Zoro laid.
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13 Jun 2026
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It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
“You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
“Bet?”Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.
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12 Jun 2026
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Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
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11 Jun 2026
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“I’m not a lot of things,” Zoro agrees, leaning even closer still. “For instance, I’m not someone who’s likely to ever pass through these parts again, and I’m not someone who brags about his one night stands wherever he goes.”
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