mountain_soil
Fandoms
- 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga) (5)
- Original Work (2)
- LISA (Video Games) (2)
- Terraria (2)
Recent works
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The Only People Who Like The Rain Are The People Who Don't Leave Their Houses by mountain_soil
Fandoms: Gintama
07 Oct 2020
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Hijikata and Yamazaki get caught in the rain and have a lengthy conversation.
Set a little after canon events of the Shinsengumi Crisis arc.
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Sweepstakes Are Just Scams To Make You Buy Shitty Snack Food by mountain_soil
Fandoms: Gintama
23 Apr 2020
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“CRAMINALS SMASH CUP SWEEPSTAKES!!”
Some panning shots over a crowd of people from a concert, glowsticks waving wildly.
“WIN A DAY WITH SUPER MEGA POP STAR OTSUU-CHAN!!”
Otsuu-chan herself posing while her music played in the background, then a cut to her ‘enjoying’ the yogurt from the cup, a grimace that could be considered a smile on her face.
“Just submit a funny video about Smash Cups and we’ll go on a date! Intestinal parasite!” Then she promptly smashed the cup onto the ground.-
Apparently people do win sweepstakes, they're real! They're out there! Shinpachi is just lucky enough to be one of them.
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Touching Below The Belt Is All Fun And Games Until Someone Realizes They Left The Oven On by mountain_soil
Fandoms: Gintama
17 Apr 2020
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Sex. They were going to have sex. It made sense. They’ve been dating for awhile, they’re both adults, it’s late, they’ve been handsy… It’s fine. This was all fine.
Yamazaki didn’t notice how he had frozen in place.-
Yamazaki learns that consent goes both ways. -
3-in-1 Shampoo Shouldn't Be A Deal Breaker But You'd Be Surprised At How Shallow People's Showers Are by mountain_soil
Fandoms: Gintama
14 Apr 2020
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“I’m not weird. You smell different, it’s not good.”
“It was on sale?” Yamazaki offered. “Sorry I don’t have money for the good stuff?” He softly laughed, this was silly. Was it really such a big deal? He liked his hair, liked having it nice and soft... But he’s not made of money! Clearance 3-in-1 shampoos will have to do.
--Hijikata is a bit averse to change
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Just Keep A Hoard Of Stolen Condiments In Your Junk Drawer Like Everybody Else by mountain_soil
Fandoms: Gintama
12 Apr 2020
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Hijikata infodumps about mayo while having lunch with Yamazaki
short fluffy yamahiji
Recent bookmarks
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Opening up the pages of the night sky, I don’t need anything special… by Anonymous
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
25 Mar 2023
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…please let me hear your voice with the familiar melody.
Yamazaki is too late for Hijikata’s comfort, so the latter waits for former into the wee hours of the night.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,200
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2
- Kudos:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 1
- Hits:
- 115
Bookmarked by mountain_soil
25 Mar 2023
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If Remote Controls Doubled as Dildos, You'd Never Have to Get Off your Ass to Change the Channel by stellarmnky
Fandoms: Gintama
29 Jul 2015
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Gintoki and Toshi meet again. This time he has a brand new anime merchandise he wants to try.
Bookmarked by mountain_soil
12 Apr 2020
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“Wait,” Toshiro replies, sounding a bit desperate. Gintoki looks at him. Toshiro starts blushing furiously when he realizes how close their faces are. “I—uh, never mind. Goodnight.”
He pulls the duvet over his head and turns away from Gintoki.
“What is it?” Gintoki asks, although he’s almost sure he knows what Toshiro wants.
“Nothing, just go to sl—” Toshiro is cut off, very rudely, by Gintoki’s hand on his ass.
In which Hijikata is tired and just wants to be spoiled.
Bookmarked by mountain_soil
12 Apr 2020
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The Way to a Man's Heart is Through His Heart, Not His Stomach by pyrrhic_victoly (cthchewy)
Fandoms: Gintama
04 Oct 2013
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Yamazaki Sagaru is on a quest to uphold truth, justice, and the Shinsengumi way! A HijiYama flavored sequel of sorts to ch. 293 of the manga. Anpan mayo anpan mayo mayo mayo anpan mayo.
Bookmarked by mountain_soil
12 Apr 2020
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It's just your typical Modern Office Romance between a demon and a spy. Fifty more sentences that run-on like a terrorist fleeing from the Shinsengumi, this time featuring Hijikata and Yamazaki.
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- Part 2 of 1sentence
Bookmarked by mountain_soil
12 Apr 2020