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This is an arrangement they have had for a while. Vimes gave up drinking years ago upon his marriage to Lady Sybil, but the painful, self-destructive tendencies which drove him to seek sanctuary at the bottom of a bottle in the first place had been much harder to exorcise than the habit itself. Havelock, Sybil, and Sir Samuel himself all knew that Vimes needed an outlet for such feelings, and out of himself and Sam’s wife, it had been clear who was more able to provide one.
As such, Vetinari had agreed to help indulge some of Vimes’s… baser needs, to help keep that particular beast caged.OR:
Vimes needs rough sex to deal with stress, and his good friend the Patrician is always happy to help.Bookmarked by linesuje
31 May 2026
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A new line of drugs has taken over the streets of Ankh-Morpork. The Patrician has a suitor. And Commander Samuel Vimes has much to figure out.
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07 May 2026
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“And his type would be?…” he prompted, not that he gave a hoot about Vetinari’s type.
Sybil smiled noncommittally and took a sip from her teacup. “That’s not for me to say, dear.” Her cup clinked back down against the saucer. “But I’m sure you’ve heard the rumours.”
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Vimes tries to untangle the rumours surrounding Vetinari and ends up discovering more than he bargained for.
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22 Apr 2026
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“Are you drunk?” Vimes hissed.
“I’m still functional…”
“Oh, so definitely drunk then.”
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Or, Vetinari gets drunk on Scumble. (Including a bonus, smutty chapter!)
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29 Mar 2026
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Vimes learns that Sybil and Vetinari used to date, and discovers he likes the idea rather more than he should.
Or: Vimes has a gay awakening watching his wife get railed by his boss.
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