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Mel lets Trinity ply her with drinks and sing angry girl music of the indie persuasion and then, when it's finally last call, they take a taxi to the Whitaker-Santos house.
In which Trinity Santos is naked all the time, Mel King is better at romantic scheming than anyone gives her credit for, and the long-suffering Dennis Whitaker makes copious amounts of hot chocolate.
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Bright Young Things, or Lessons on Wizarding Morality by lasiczka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2026
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Tom Riddle's ascent into power, and a bit about the people surrounding him.
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Qui Totum Vult Totum Perdit by lasiczka
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Mar 2026
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“I missed you,” he had said, and saw the echo of Her smile in the stained glass windows of Aziraphale’s body.
Crowley has mommy issues. What's new?
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lilium candidum, or the madonna flower by lasiczka for blushandbooks
Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)
21 Nov 2025
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Gordon Specter coughed up orange trumpet lilies for six months before he died, so when Harvey chokes on his first petal, he isn’t terribly shocked.
In which Hanahaki disease is genetically inherited, chronic, and Harvey’s father dies while he's in the DA’s office.
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- Part 1 of Flowers in the Mouth
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i'd tell him (put me back in it!) by lasiczka
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
04 Oct 2025
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I held him, gently. One arm under his arm, the other over his shoulder. Face turned to the sun. A pietà.
"Don't you think right now is good?" I asked. "We're warm. We're safe. You smell delicious."
"My throat's on fire," he reminded me, peevishly. "Which means you're certainly not safe."
Edward has overdramatic sad old man disease and Not-Bella is pretentious enough to think that's kinda hot.
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One-shots where I write about people choking on flowers.
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[ART] Welcome to the M.I.L.F Department (A 126-Page Comic) by dustmouth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy, head of the Ministry's Invisible Lost and Found department, is not having a very good day; he has just received an invitation to his ex-fiance's engagement party, and now Harry Potter is knocking on his door.
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"Rozy," Brian, the team doctor says, "talk to me, buddy. That puck clipped you pretty good, how’s the pain?"
Ilya blinks. He clenches his jaw against a wave of nausea. He rests his cheek on the ice, and the cold helps a little.
"Bad. Very bad." He swallows. "Is Shane here?"
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or, in the final MTL/BOS game of the year, ilya takes a puck to the head.
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Bookmarked by lasiczka
10 Feb 2026
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A story about first loves and true loves, about friendship, growing up, and growing together. Atlernatively, this is a story about Mike figuring out what he deserves, and learning how to ask for it. (AU)
may contian cliches from the following: highschool AUs, college AUs, curtain fic, H/C.
warnings: excessive amounts of Trevor, casual disregard for how the legal system works, flexible regard for how American college systems work, and a mishmash of spoilers for season one, despite being a wacky AU. Also, inebrieated underage shenanigans and poor life choices.- Language:
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Bookmarked by lasiczka
01 Jan 2025
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Harvey hates change. He takes his coffee with milk and vanilla; begins his day with Wes Montgomery and ends with Miles Davis; 8am starts Monday through Friday, the weekends reserve themselves for morning meetings or breakfast at Nougatine. He lunches with Jessica at least once a month. He calls Marcus on birthdays, the anniversary of their father’s death, and on special occasions. Before every trial, he and Donna take a moment with a can opener and a dozen something thumbtacks.
Bookmarked by lasiczka
29 Dec 2024
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if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about you more by celeano
Fandoms: Secret History - Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt
14 Jan 2015
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An alternate universe where Francis marries Richard to spite his family, through the eyes of Theodore Decker.
Bookmarked by lasiczka
25 Sep 2024