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    He had always had a soft spot for Renaissance Italy. It’s the time period he had spent most of his time in the Animus in and there was a part of him that always longed for the kind of loving family Ezio had.
    But that didn’t mean that he wanted to replace Petruccio Auditore after using the device back in the Grand Temple.
    And, by ‘replace’, he meant that he literally got reborn as Petruccio.
    … And also inherited his weak sickly body.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    While it was true that Desmond Miles had a terrible childhood, Desmond was pretty sure that between him and his three ancestors, Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad would be crowned as the king in the most screwed-up childhood category.

    And, instead of dying after using the device back in the Grand Temple, Desmond now had first-row seat in the tragic play that was Altaïr’s life in the Levantine Brotherhood.

    Oh. And he gets to play the part of the doomed younger brother of Malik Al-Sayf, Kadar Al-Sayf.

    You know what? Screw that. Desmond isn’t going to just let himself get killed because of Altaïr’s dumb arrogant ass. He’ll survive that day in Jerusalem even if it means becoming Altaïr’s own (dubious) moral compass.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Juno and Minerva had presented two options to Desmond, both equally awful. But who were they to tell him those were the only two options? The Apple responded to him for a reason, after all.

    Rather than die to save the world, Desmond uses the Grand Temple and the Apple to search for a better option. Not just for the world, for himself, but for Ezio, who suffered so much for so little reward.

    It's December, 1476, and Desmond, fueled with the power and calculations of the Apple, intends on rewarding his prophet, not with answers, but with something better: a chance to save his family, and to correct his biggest regret concerning Leonardo.

    Desmond knows saving the world will be easier with more Auditore men. It will certainly be more attractive, that's for sure.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    'Uchiha Madara', it looks like a signature, like a mark of ownership, like a death sentence for a child who didn’t live even an hour.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Eddie simply cannot know that he is currently naked. That would be catastrophic. 

    “Um, I— did you need anything? I’m kind of in the middle of something,” Buck says, which. Okay. That did not sound convincing. He adds, “I can call you back in ten?” 

    “I thought you just woke up?” Eddie says, and, fuck— Buck did basically say that. 

    Carefully, he says, “I did.” 

    “So what were you—?” 

    God, this is mortifying. This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened to Buck, and he’s been caught in, like, four natural disasters. And also struck by lightning. And had a fire engine fall on him. He even dated (he shudders at the thought) Tommy Kinard.  

    “Eddie,” he says. He doesn’t know what else to say. 

    “What? If you need to pee you can just mute yourself.” 

    “Eddie, that’s not—” 

    “Then what?” Eddie laughs. “If you’re still in bed, you can’t ha— oh.”

    Or: Buck answers the phone in the middle of jerking off. For some reason, Eddie asks him not to hang up. 

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    05 Jun 2026