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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Fifteen years after the war, and Draco Malfoy works off the record for the Auror Office. During a mission investigating an illegal Potions ring, he nearly gets himself killed—and everything points to an underground speakeasy.

    Entangled in the case, he finds a woman who’s been dead for the last decade:

    Hermione Granger.

    Forced to work together, they uncover that what seemed like a simple job is looking more and more like a deep Ministry conspiracy.

    But the real mystery Draco can’t get his head around is:

    Who really is Hermione Granger?
    And how on earth is she alive?

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    This is a noir thriller, a dark comedy, and a slow-burn romance. Expect action, tension, and angst, along with terrible, heart-wrenching yearning and eventual smut.

    Draco's (unreliable) POV.

    (This fic was pre-written)

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Draco had set out to accomplish many goals upon his return to Hogwarts for eighth year: Obtain seven NEWTs. Perform all Head Boy duties with grace and precision. Win the Inter-House Quidditch Cup. Convince the student body that he is no longer prejudiced. Survive.

    Fancying Hermione Granger was absolutely *not* one of those goals.

    And yet, he finds himself head over broom for the witch by the beginning of their second term.

    Because Draco cannot--simply cannot--fancy Hermione Granger, he resolves to undertake a series of tasks to dispel his feelings for her.

    Guiding him is Crookshanks, who has, Draco belatedly discovers, his own, conflicting goals regarding Draco and Granger.

    [A story in which Crookshanks is heavily involved in the Draco-Hermione relationship.]

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    🌹 Welcome back to the Granger-Malfoy Universe! 🌹

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    "On Monday, Dad was bugging Aunty Mione, saying she’d have to dust out cobwebs soon.”

    Scorpius tilted his head. “What does that mean?”

    “I think it’s because Aunty Mione is scared of spiders,” Albus answered. “Not as bad as Uncle Ron, but whenever she sees one, she always lets out a funny squeak. And Mum was saying that Aunty Mione’s hair is resembling a cat lady’s, and that if she wasn’t careful, there’d be nothing but cat fur and cobwebs left.”

    Scorpius nodded. “Can something be done about that?” The boy asked seriously.

    “Dad said he’s recommending another one of the Aurors to help her out.” Albus scratched out something on the parchment. “He’s apparently a big, muscled guy. Dad said he would take good care of Aunty Mione.”

    A thunk interrupted the conversation.

    Draco rubbed at his knee, where it had slammed against the bottom of the dining table, and avoided the stares of the two young boys.

    Apparently a big, muscled guy, who would take good care of Aunty Mione.

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    Or why you should never leave 13 year olds alone with your Quill that dictates your every word.

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    16 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Draco never understood why some people insisted on referring to themselves as “pet parents”. Sure, he liked animals, but it wasn’t like he was completely obsessed or anything. Theo, for example, had recently adopted a Daschund and promptly began calling himself a “Dog Dad”. He’d heard that Daphne had adopted a cat and was positively gaga over the little creature. While he was happy his friends were happy, he just never saw himself become attached to an animal in that way.

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    15 Jun 2026