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    Dan and Phil both have reputations for sleeping around. Their friends don't think they could hold down a relationship if they wanted to. Sounds like a challenge to them.

    In Dan's defense, tequila makes anything seem like a good idea.

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Phil is a sad divorcee who lives in a mansion. Dan starts as a nervous and weirdly loud law student hired to work part-time as Phil's poolboy-slash-housekeeper and turns into so much more.

    Just go with me on this.

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    14 May 2026

  3. Rec 25

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    It's never been anything more than this. They met as most people do, friend of a friend at a crowded bar, and got on right away, but falling into bed had been a mere sidebar to their friendship. They're good friends, the best. And sure, they're pretty good at this too after so long, but it's the friendship that keeps Dan coming back.

    Okay, maybe it's also the orgasms too.

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    10 May 2026

  4. Rec *

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    They have rules.

    1. They don't kiss
    2. They don't talk about it
    3. They aren't exclusive
    4. They don't get attached
    5. It's over when the tour is

    As long as they abide by the rules, no one gets hurt. Simple, right?

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    10 May 2026

  5. Rec *

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    After eight years of struggling, Naruto finally caves and confesses to Sasuke. But it's okay; nothing is going to change between them. Everything will be the same.

    ...The moment Sasuke stops bringing it up every twenty seconds, it'll be the same.

    SNS, oneshot.

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    23 Apr 2026