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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Hisoka's love versus Illumi's neuroses. Everyone wins. (Except Kurapika, I guess.)

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    06 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 78

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    Assad has indulged his harmless little work crush for two years when he realizes that it may not be so little and harmless after all. Eric torments him about it.

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Being wielded by Stein again comes with a realization.

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    29 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Armand swallows. He whispers, “The last time I went into heat was the night you arrived in Paris.”

    Louis sucks in a breath. His thumbs caress the slopes of Armand’s cheeks, smearing the slick residue on them into Armand’s skin. “That true?”

    “Yes, Maître. Wanted… ah… wanted you even then.”

    “And tonight,” Louis wonders. “Is it because…”

    Armand looks into his beautiful, striking green eyes.

    “You claimed me,” he whispers.

    Louis kisses him.

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    19 May 2026

  5. Rec *

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    “C’mon sweetheart, you gotta give me something. I’m dyin’ to know what to put in the obituary of the guy who went headfirst off a church in Hell’s Kitchen," Wade tries yet again.

    The man remains silent for another beat before speaking up in a voice that's scratchy from disuse. “Lawyer,” he says. “I was a lawyer.”

    “But not anymore?” Wade asks. “You get fired? Disbarred? Why's lawyer in the past tense, gorgeous?”

    “I died,” comes the quiet response, and Wade is suddenly very aware he's in the presence of someone potentially crazier than himself for once. 

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    08 May 2026