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  1. Summary

    A Hogwarts AU of epic proportions, though it is small yet. Check out the tumblr here. And feel free to send me a prompt!

    I am trying to keep the listing here on Ao3 chronological, not the order in which I posted it, so do note that if you read from fic "1" to the end, it will not have been the order I posted them in.

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    A nonhero AU where Bruce still adopts/raises the Robins and some Batgirls.

    Currently on an indefinite hiatus.

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    Their usual sleepover night starts out normally, getting ice cream at Basrar’s with their friends, riding the Hangman back to Fabian’s house, greeting Cathilda on their way up to the bedroom.

    “Well The Ball, what shall it be? A movie? I can have Cathilda send up some snacks. Or maybe we could-”

    “We should have sex,” Riz blurts out.

    *Record scratch*

    Riz and Fabian's first time in ~10K or less

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    05 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    Riz has a mystery on his hands: who keeps leaving notes in his locker and, even more mysteriously, why?

     

    "It's probably a secret admirer," said Gorgug.

     

    "My main theory right now is that it's an assassin of some kind," said Riz.

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    05 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    Eyes narrowed, slitted pupils so thin they could pick a lock. Wide, fin-like ears pressed flat back against his head—'airship ears', Adaine had said once, and it made Riz laugh so hard he had forgotten what he had been reacting to in the first place. Tail thrashing back and forth, making a rhythmic thwick thwack against his legs, or his briefcase, or both. Extra-sharp teeth bared wide, hissing with a confidence he didn't have in freshman year.

    Riz's threat displays were hypnotizing. Fabian almost forgot the punchline of his own joke.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    04 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    “Benjamin Franklin Hawkeye Pierce,” BJ croons in your ear. “So quick to offer your food and your socks and your opinions. I wonder what other intimacies you would offer if I asked,” he breathes as your toes curl in your regulation boots.

    “Which ones did you want?” you answer, wow, so stupidly, so incredibly stupidly. BJ smiles at you, his expression almost wolfish, and you shiver. It feels like you’re in a daze, like you’ve entered a mirror universe where BJ looks and talks even more like a pinup holo than usual.

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    In which BJ starts losing some of that steely Vulcan control, and Hawkeye pokes his nose in places where he only technically belongs.

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    31 May 2026