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  1. Summary

    Arthur and Merlin are going to get their damn farm if it's the last thing I do.

    Series and fic titles all inspired by The Lion's Roar by Frist Aid Kit.

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    “You’re not going to try to discourage me, Will?”

    Another glance, a pursing of lips. “... No. I can see the determination in your face. You know what you want and you have the means to obtain it. Most clients think they know what they want- until they hear how long it will take and how much that work will cost. We’ll work out some numbers, of course, and draft a contract. If you’re willing to be patient with the piece then I’m willing to give it my best go.”

    A small, pleased smile spread across the psychiatrist’s face. “I think this is the start of a beautiful partnership, Will. I look forward to working with you.”
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    Or the one where Hannibal has found a lost treasure and Will has given up on police work and has turned his talents to restoring oil paintings.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Will stares at the bird. The bird stares back. In its beak, a very finely embroidered cloth, and in that, the tiniest of soft fists pushing forward from a folded corner.

    “Don’t you dare,” Will says, crouching, hand that is not currently cradling an overly large pour of whiskey pointed at the bird to ward it off.

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    After Hannibal is arrested and the trial dates are set, the stork visits Will Graham. With it, it brings a baby, a legally binding birth certificate, and a hope chest full of gifts for her. Nobody except Will thinks this is weird.

    (Alternatively, what if the Scarlet Letter was a dark romantic comedy?)

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    22 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    Post-fall, on-the-run saga of Will and Hannibal saving each other from the brink of death, reconciling old wounds, becoming more intimate, and doing whatever it takes to stay together and free.

     

    (Plus some laughs along the way.)

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Will is slowly losing his mind in the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane. He makes a deal with the devil to get out.

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    18/18
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    15 Jun 2026

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    = “the period of time immediately after a traumatic injury during which there is the highest likelihood that prompt medical and surgical treatment will prevent death.”

    = “the period of daytime shortly after sunrise or before sunset, during which daylight is redder and softer than when the sun is higher in the sky.”


    Will was conscious after they impacted the roiling Atlantic.

    The next time he’s conscious of his actions, they’re in a stolen RV deep in a pine forest. He checks the dashboard’s clock.

    It’s the 59th minute of Hannibal’s golden hour.

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    13 Jun 2026