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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Spamton unintentionally learns how to get around a vocabulary hurdle.

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    07 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 24

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    Spamton wasn't supposed to small.

    Tenna knew the irony in that belief - with Spamton being barely taller than a pippins - but Tenna just couldn't think of Spamton as anything but big.

    He had a big personality that instantly hooked a room, big grins that dissipated any tension and big body language to overcompensate for his stature. Spamton made big business deals and had important associates with big influences; Spamton drew in a big audience for Tenna; Spamton made the big bucks and wasn't afraid to flaunt it; Spamton was a Big Shot with a big car and a big room in the Queen's mansion.

    Spamton was huddled into a tiny shaking, heaving ball and was bleeding into the dressing room carpet.

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    OR: Tenna finds Spamton after he's informed about a specific part of the prophecy that just so happens to contain the TV star himself.

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Tenna and Spamton had, at times, drastically different tastes. It was no surprise; they came from different generations–different worlds. What some found outdated, Tenna found was his every day. And what Spamton found to be his every day, Tenna couldn't begin to wrap his head around. There were, of course, areas in which the two could find themselves seeing eye to eye. They shared both their unspoken love for one another and, at times, their taste in music.

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    04 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Spamton is perfect because he has to be, to preserve the image he's so carefully cultivated for himself. It means that his image is flawless to anyone who knows of him. It also means that even the most minor slip-up can cause everything to come crashing down. Or at least, that's how it feels.

    OR: Spamton misses like, a single line on stage and spends the rest of the night crashing the fuck out.

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    03 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    “Okay. Look, I wasn’t totally bullshitting. I’m not really much of an actor. But that’s not…” He gritted his teeth, fingers curling into the leather of Tenna’s chair. “Tenna. You’re… at least three times my size.” Tenna tilted his head in confusion.
    “I know?” he said.
    “Yeah, but- Look, I read the script. And that fight… Do you, uh… really think that’s gonna be believable?” Tenna’s screen flickered.
    “Oh!” he said suddenly, clapping his hands as the realization hit him. “I see!” Spamton let out a relieved sigh, his smile falling back into place.
    “See what I mean? You’re gonna need someone closer to your weight class. I mean, obviously I could take ya’ in a more magical fight-” He definitely couldn’t but Tenna chose not to comment, “-but the way this one’s scripted, I don’t think it’s gonna work out.”

    OR: Tenna desperately wants to bring Spamton into one of his narrative episodes, but Spamton's not having it. Upon learning that his concern is with a fight-scene in the climax of the script, Tenna takes it upon himself to assuage his worries by teaching him the basics of stage combat. They both have more fun than they expected.

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    03 Jul 2026