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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    “I want your dogs here, Will. I want you here with them.”

    “Is this a sex thing?” Will stuttered out unintentionally. He shoved a pepper slice into his mouth to shut the stupid thing up.
    Hannibal didn’t say anything, which Will nearly took as an affirmation. Instead, he sighed again. “You think so low of me, Will.”
    “No, no–” Will swallowed and nearly choked. “I just don’t see the appeal!”
    “I could cook for you,”
    “No, Hannibal,” Will took in a sharp, quick breath, leaning forward to rest his forehead in his hands and nearly cage himself against the island. “There’s a– ridiculously grand appeal of living with you, in your big house in this nice neighborhood.”
    Hannibal turned to him, which Will only knew based on the shifting of the shadows against the countertop. Will did not look up from the granite, because Hannibal may very well derail his thoughts. “I just don’t get why you want me and my dogs to mess that all up."

     

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    OR! a twist on season one where a suicidal will moves in with hannibal. also will thinks hes straight. also will's dogs move in too. who up being self indulgent?

    trying to update at least once a week!

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “I can’t have anyone near," Will said, "You’ll screw with my methods.”

    “Remind me,” Crawford narrowed his eyes, “just how that works again?”

    “Fuck you, that’s how it works,” Will responded flatly; when Crawford opened his mouth with a frown Will leapt in, “don’t start you son of a bitch. You brought me here, you asked me to help. I’m helping. But don’t expect special fucking treatment, understand?”

    It was easy to be nasty. Will knew nasty. Nasty was familiar, nasty was an old friend. Just like Crawford, only nasty was easier to deal with. Finally Jack cracked, smiling once more. He opened the door and was half way out before he turned back.

    “You haven’t changed a bit, have you,” he said.

    “Not an iota."
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    Because being feared by his peers, despised by his colleagues, hated by the public, and having a healthy mutual dislike for other witches was just a normal day for Will Graham. Being pulled back into the Chesapeake Ripper cold case by Jack Crawford was just sauce on the sundae. And finding out Hannibal Lecter was his new psychiatrist was just the goddamn cherry on top.

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    25 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 59

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    They weren’t just horny, she realized. They loved each other. Obviously it was fucked up, given the comments about cannibalism, and the fact that they were in holding cells guarded by the fucking S.W.A.T. team. No matter how messed up they were though, they had each other. Or, at least, they could, if they ever sorted out whatever they had going on with murder and hypnosis and brain inflammation and shit.

    Or, you've heard of the Get Along Shirt, now get ready for: the Get Along Adjoining Holding Cells

    Mizumono AU where Will and Hannibal both get arrested rather than the whole Stabbing Incident.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    HOLY MOTHERFUCKING HELL THAT WAS GOOD

  4. Rec 54

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    Hannibal doesn't have anything nearly prickly enough to say in his own mind palace about the bottled spaghetti sauce slapped atop questionably al dente pasta. He barely remembers what the hanging cookie cutter bird seed feeders that Abigail and Marissa made even look like.

    That night, Hannibal can’t stop thinking about the way Will's hands were clasped against his skin, the worn calluses on those palms, the slightest tightening of those fingers over the nape of his neck. Lying in bed, he rests his own palm over his throat and shudders.

    Hannibal wants.

    On Alana's suggestion, Hannibal enrolls Abigail, just turned 10 years old, in a Krazy Katz weekend camping trip. He learns a lot about what new experiences a forest can hold, courtesy of one camp counselor Will Graham.

    (A "camp counselor Will goads uptight Hannibal into skinny dipping" PWP that morphed into… whatever this is. Whoops?)

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    22 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPTIOUS AHHHHH

  5. Rec 89

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    Will helps to kill Jack during Mizumono, but instead of running away with Hannibal, he panics and lashes out. Hannibal is the one left gutted in his kitchen, but there is not a drop of blood on him. Abigail must intervene to heal her new family, while Hannibal and Will realize that they can’t survive separation.

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    20 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Whump, angst, and smut
    Mwah, perfect😚👌