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Chasing the Limit by altean-mouse (Alchemilla17), kashuumitsus
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
31 May 2026
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In the high-pressure world of Formula 1 racing, Blade driver Keith Kogane enters the 2025 season as the controversial standing World Champion. Lifelong rival and fellow driver Lance McClain will do just about anything to claw that title away from him. As the season kicks off, the rivalry shifts into its highest gear yet-- both on and off the track.
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23 Apr 2026
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I have nothing appropriate to say abt keith or lance holy fuck f1 au holy smokes
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“How about a bet?”
Keith paused.
“If I can make you fall in love with the holidays by Christmas night, you’ll take the shift.”
Keith snorted, turning to face Lance. He kept that vaguely annoyed smile on his face, but nothing could hide the gleam of interest in his eyes.
“You’re not going to make that happen.”
“Okay,” Lance shrugged. “Then what’s the harm of taking the bet?”
Keith’s eyes rose to the ceiling, thinking.
“And,” Lance rushed in, “and I’ll sweeten the deal. I’ll work New Years as well.”
Now that got Keith’s attention.
They had drawn straws for who would work New Years Day weeks ago. It was one of the worst shifts for a toy store. Being deathly hungover while listening to kids scream and toys screech was the stuff of nightmares. Keith had lost and was stuck with the shift.
A slow grin tugged at Keith’s lips. “You’re insane.”***
When Lance gets stuck with the Christmas shift, he immediately turns to Keith, a self-proclaimed Scrooge, to cover the shift. When Keith refuses, Lance offers up a bet. If he can make Keith fall in love with the holidays before Christmas, Keith will take the shift. Nonsense straight from a Hallmark movie follows.
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22 Apr 2026
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it's fucking April and this is giving me Christmas fever
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He could roll with the worse of them, could stare down the strangest things anyone could come up with.
He was all-around pretty chill, alright? He was reasonable.
When Lance found himself rattled regarding an Annoyingly Grizzled Older Keith Kogane, he listened to the uneasiness in his chest.
It took him a while to parse out what exactly was setting the alarms off in his head.
Sure, it had been a weird deca-phoeb for them.
But Keith left for the Blades and came back different.
And Lance had a couple Big Problems with that.
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When Lance noticed that Keith has begun to act uninterested in his normal antics, he does just about everything he can think of to get a reaction. Chaos and an understandable amount of angst comes from the miscommunication that follows.
Bookmarked by evilbisexual3000
21 Apr 2026
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keith is kinda stupid. lance is hella fuckin stupid. they're gay idiots ugh
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Keith stared into the neon purple concoction and wondered if it would be his death sentence.
“Shiro,” he said out of the corner of his mouth. “I can’t drink this.”
“Why?” Shiro asked through his smile.
Keith glanced over to where Lance was asking if any of the Xaligas had heard of bendy straws. The aliens, as per usual, were enchanted by him.
“Because,” Keith’s teeth were locked shut to keep from chattering. “It might cause an intergalactic incident.”
Shiro’s eyes widened ever so slightly. “That’s a good reason.”When the gang is served a truth serum by an untrusting group of aliens, Keith is forced to reveal a rather inconvenient secret. This is bothersome, considering half of the galaxy is in love with Lance.
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21 Apr 2026
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they're both stupid fuckin idiots <3
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Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice.... by heavily_caffeinated
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
29 Jan 2022
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“Great catch you got there.”
Lance pushed back the shock that Keith Kogane was actually talking to him and managed a scowl.
“Strangely enough, he didn’t mention being an absolute ass in his profile.”
He got a chuckle from that and couldn’t help a pleased warmth from rising in his chest. Dropping his chin in his hand, he watched as Keith finished bussing the table.
Keith was still wearing those stupid fingerless leather gloves that all the girls fawned over, but traded in his typical black sweatpants and hoodie for an equally black pair of jeans and matching T-shirt.
He looked unfairly attractive, as usual.
Lance blinked, pushing that intrusive thought away and instead focusing on another.
“Keith,” he leaned forward, clasping his hands together. “You gotta help me, my man.”
5 times where Lance uses Keith as an excuse to get out of horrific blind dates, and 1 time he doesn't have to
Bookmarked by evilbisexual3000
21 Apr 2026
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holy fuck keith nonchalant quiet pining and lance stupid pining