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saying something stupid, like 'i love you' by britneybitch (emeriess)
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
16 Mar 2025
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Lando comes to find Oscar in the aftermath of the australian grand prix.
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Oscar blinked, adjusting his transparent, rounded glasses on his face. The man who had emerged looked like the very definition of a tornado of energy. He had incredibly curly and messy brown hair, expressive green eyes that shone with curiosity, and a wide smile that seemed permanent. He was wearing a black t-shirt, revealing arms almost completely covered by fine-line, flawless tattoos.
"Uh, hi. I have an appointment. Oscar Piastri," Oscar said, his voice coming out in his usual calm, monocordic tone, even though his hands were freezing inside his coat pockets.
The man's eyes widened in recognition.
"Ah, the Mario Kart guy!" He laughed out loud, a contagious sound that made Oscar flinch slightly. "Logan explained the situation to me via text. Nice to meet you, I'm Lando. I'm the owner of the studio and your executioner for the next three sessions."
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A lost bet in Mario Kart should have only cost Oscar Piastri a few hours of pain and a permanent design on his back... but he ended up giving away much more than just his own skin.
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Five Times Oscar Gave Out Free Hugs, and the One Time He Received One by Anonymous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
17 Jul 2026
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A koala mascot is handing out free hugs after races, and it's Oscar Piastri.
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A few times Lando crossed paths with a awkward koala mascot, and the one time he finally figured out who was behind the headpiece.
Inspired by that video where Lando interrupted Oscar with, "...and Oscar is giving out free hugs."
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Oscar gets dragged to the Australian Grand Prix by his best friend. It somehow ends with Oscar getting into a fake relationship with Lando Norris, because of course it does.
Only this would happen to him.
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Tight Fit by TideWearySinner
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
16 Jul 2026
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Simon isn't going to let Grace do something first until he tries it. Just to make sure it's safe. Rocky happily agrees, knowing just how overwhelmed Simon is about to be.
Alternatively: Simon gets two cocks for the price of one, and enjoys it!
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“I guess we should just pretend to date, then?” Lando says easily.
“What?” Oscar asks. “You’re not serious?”
“Um, yeah I am, mate,” Lando says. “C’mon. It’s not like we can erase the kiss from anyone’s mind or socials. And I don’t want Zak to think you’re like playing mind games with me. I mean, you’re not right?”
“No,” Oscar exclaims, shaking his head. “Of course not.”
“Then, we might as well just lean in, right?” Lando says. “You’d look crazy if we just pretended it was some weird accident.”
Well, Oscar probably is for kissing his teammate like that.
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Oscar kisses Lando on the podium in front of the whole world. Which might be ok if they were dating. But they're not. Not even close. So now, they have to pretend to date to save both of their careers from Oscar's lapse in judgment. This means cute insta posts, joint interviews, the occasional public date, and shared hotel room.
It certainly doesn't mean exploring his newfound sexuality with his teammate. Or getting to know him on a deeper level. Or falling in love with him. All while leading the championship. Again.