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    Lucifer and Alastor are stuck on cleaning duty in the kitchen, during their squabbling Lucifer discovers a very unfortunate secret of the Radio Demon; that his ears are incredibly sensitive. After a deal is struck Lucifer gets free reign to touch them as he pleases just once. But just how far is the king willing to go with their little exchange?

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    02 Jun 2024

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    Shidou is fun. He’s insane, feral almost, and people are losing their minds at the thought of Sae being connected to him, his brother especially. Sae, the stoic, pretty, cold-hearted omega, and Shidou, the alpha who looks one fight on the field away from being restrained. It’s hot. Sae already can’t imagine how worse the media will get when he shows up to Shidou’s game.

    It’s a match made in heaven.

    or,

    Sae comes home in an attempt to help support the new league his brother has joined and ends up meeting Shidou in the process.

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    12 Mar 2025

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    Sasuke works at Chidori—Konoha's best (read: only) board game cafe. He likes heavy strategy games, nail polish and drinks espresso only. Naruto is an idiot who’s only played Monopoly (wildly incorrectly), reads smutty fanfiction and orders the ridiculous white hot chocolate daily specials. Banter ensues. Board games are played. And somewhere, in the process of living out their own nerdy coffee shop AU, Sasuke learns how to feel his feelings, Naruto faces the insecurities behind his smile, and they realise just how easy it is to fall in love when you’ve found the right person. Also, maybe they make out at a fashion show and have hot sex.

    A story of adorable nerds falling in love and looking hot while doing so (because nerdiness and style are not mutually exclusive and boys can be pretty too).

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    17 May 2024

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    “No,” Satoru croaks out, wincing at the sound of his own voice. So much for a pleasant afterglow. “No, sorry. You can leave. I’ll have the report done by ten.”

    Suguru frowns, his nose brushing against Satoru’s, and he wants to cry all over again at the gentleness of it all. This isn’t what they’re supposed to be.

    “Won’t you tell me what’s going on?” Suguru asks, voice quiet and soothing. He’s laying on his side next to Satoru, his forehead and nose still brushing against the older mans, hands soothing any part of him they can reach.

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    Satoru has post sex dysphoria (depression) and Suguru takes the time to cherish him the way he should have from the start.

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    09 Aug 2024

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    Satoru knows three things to be true:

    1). His new yoga teacher is stupidly, unfairly hot.

    2). He would do ungodly, absolutely criminal things in order to get his yoga teacher to take him home and blow his fucking back out.

    3). But all of that means nothing when said yoga teacher is completely fucking oblivious to every attempt Satoru has made to catch his eye.

    Satoru Gojo tries to seduce his yoga teacher. Predictably, nothing goes according to plan.

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    08 Feb 2025