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After Rhys gets demoted to Assistant Vice Janitor, he struggles to climb up the ranks again since most people don’t give a second glance to a lowly janitor.
The cyborg decides to create an online persona and starts blackmailing or bribing employees with information he finds during his work as a janitor. He piques Handsome Jack’s interest when he starts to send anonymous messages with ‘tips’ to possible issues the CEO might want to take care of. And Jack always enjoys playing a little cat-and-mouse.
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Being a vampire was an experience that Jack didn’t think he would one day undergo. Like literally ever. But here was he. Alive when he was long dead.
Blood became his main meal. And after tasting half of the doctor group with a bite in the neck, he realized that it did not taste good.
The taste was vile. It did satiate him. But it just wasn’t enjoyable.
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13 Jul 2026
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Rhys likes to take care of himself.
Jack likes to watch.
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13 Jul 2026
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The ECHOpad rang with an incoming notification from an unknown caller. Rhys inhaled sharply before hitting the accept button.
“Hi buddy,” Katagawa said, bright and eager, like an oversized puppy. “I see you got my message.”
“Yeah,” Rhys said, leaning back in his chair. His mouth felt dry and he audibly swallowed. “I got it alright.”
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12 Jul 2026
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After years of work, Handsome Jack’s plan to take revenge on those who dared to betray him is ready, until everything is upended by the arrival of a sass-mouthed salaryman who knows far more than he should.
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12 Jul 2026
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“No– no.” Flambae wasn’t even sure how to describe what he had seen. “No, there’s like– it’s like a clear thing is flicking over your eyeballs?” Flambae focused on Waterboy’s eyes again, though now, he wasn’t noticing it anymore. What the fuck?
Instead of immediately freaking out like Flambae had expected, a flash of understanding crossed over Waterboy’s face, before he ducked his head. He pressed the back of his hand over his eyes, seeming almost embarrassed.
“O-oh– ah, I’m sorry– this– um, sometimes it kind of, I don’t know– I must have gotten– e-excited, or something…” Waterboy mumbled.
OR: Flambae is really interested in Waterboy's extra "quirks", in more ways than one.
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13 Jun 2026