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and i, i could have died last night but i heard the voice of a smaller god by classotwofive
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Feb 2026
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My beautiful, handsome, pretty brood It hums. Guttural. The same voice folded in on itself over and over. His own hand caresses his face. A gnarled hand covers his entire fupa and cunt. My Eve. My Adam. Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. Formed of the dust of the ground.
Spindly legs crawl around the inside of his skull. A thousand spiders nestle under his skin. They lay their eggs in between muscle. Father Jayce cannot tear them out.
I will drink you and feast on you. I will lick the ground you lie on to waste none.
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Whispers hail the church of San Valentin as a cursed place, with every priest being sent there dying a gruesome death. The church uses it to be silently rid of priests the institution wants gone. Father Jayce Talis has just been reassigned to it.
None know of the evil that prowls its grounds, staking its claim as its home.
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white man is SHOCKED at the competitive filipino spirit, finds out he's not built for this by classotwofive
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
04 Jan 2026
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The Talises bring Viktor to the extended family’s New Years party for the first time, just hours after their own Media Noche. Jayce talks about the yearly money throwing tradition like it’s filled with violence and chaos. Viktor thinks he’s exaggerating. He’s not.
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best eaten with hands by classotwofive
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
07 Apr 2025
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In one of their very rare excursions into Zaun, Viktor takes Jayce to his favorite food stall.
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demon thanks the blesing of bountiful food, proceeds to feast on poor priest (more at 5) by classotwofive
Fandoms: Original Work
03 Apr 2024
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“Please!” He cries. “Mercy! Mercy!” His legs involuntary kick and thrash and his toes curl tight. Yet the giant thing in him twitches, No doubt in delight of what he looks like right now.
“Mercy?” The demon drawls. The finger on his slit starts rubbing hard in junction with the other hand’s pumps. Up and down. Back and forth. Nerves on fire. Danielo howls and thrashes around harder. Fat globs of tears roll down his face and he lets out one ugly cry after another. “Is this merciful enough for you father?” He says in a mocking grin.
Take It.
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- Part 1 of rapture
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viktor "i fucking hate piltover and the council" and jayce "i also fucking hate piltover and the council" talis by classotwofive
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
07 Apr 2025
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Jayce decides to auction off a night with him at the Undercity’s annual Battle Bunny Auction in order to raise funds for Hextech. Viktor is determined to go to whatever lengths necessary to win.
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16 Jul 2026
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A lot of this new existence is involuntary. A lot of it is outside of his control. Changing and chirping and glowing and wanting and starving in ways Viktor wouldn't allow if he had any say in it. Actively rooted out from himself when he did have a say in it.
He'd like to say grabbing Jayce, pressing him to the mattress, pinning him there to taste his supple, enticing mouth was involuntary as well. But that would be a lie, wouldn't it?
Alternatively: Post-canon, alive in a different universe, the machine Herald goes through a metamorphosis, grows some fun new parts, and is tormented by how much he'd like to use those new parts on Jayce. Thankfully, Jayce is more than eager to earn his monsterfucker card.
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- Part 1 of Instincts
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16 Jul 2026
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The Joys of Collaboration by SleepySelfLoathing
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 May 2025
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Hypothesis: With enough effort, it is possible to impregnate a cisgender man by using a strap on.
The root of all scientific discovery is experimentation, and Jayce and Viktor are determined to be very good scientists.
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03 Jul 2026
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Please, Let Me Under Your Skin by SleepySelfLoathing
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Jun 2026
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After their emergence from the arcane, Jayce and Viktor’s lives have fallen into a routine. Jayce works in the nearby village, and Viktor does his best to conceal his monstrous appearance from anyone who might see it.
But when Jayce’s health takes a turn for the worse, Viktor has no choice but to step into the light and confront the consequences.
And perhaps he can confront himself as well.
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01 Jul 2026
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Curiosity Satiated by maroon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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"Right." With his unoccupied hand, he twists his wedding ring. "You know what's a better way to die, though?"
Ilyukhina looks up and smirks. "Orgasm?"
Rocky laughs. "Yeah."
They both laugh.
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30 Jun 2026