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“You know what..” Agatha looks at her dead in the eye. “I genuinely hope you get one of your women pregnant.”
“.. What?”
“Maybe even four of them at once.” Agatha adds, almost thoughtfully. “That way you’ll be too busy working for the rest of your life to pay for child support instead of terrorizing mine.”
“Hey—no, no, don’t put that into the universe!” Rio gasps, immediately stepping back as panic fully takes over her usual composure. She reaches out on instinct and knocks against the nearest wall, which is not even wood so that does absolutely nothing to satisfy her superstitious desperation. “Absolutely not. We are not manifesting that. Not today, not ever!”
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High school teachers Agatha and Rio aren’t each other’s biggest fans, until one night together gives them a lifelong assignment they didn't sign up for.
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28 Jun 2026
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Agatha and Rio are friends.
Just friends.
Or at least they were, until one drunken night when they went from being 'just friends' to 'friends who occasionally fuck each other's brains out'.
Because when has that ever ended badly before?
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10 Jun 2026
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Agatha let herself fall onto a plush little sofa by the office door. Her legs dangled over the armrest; her hair was fanning around her head.
Ophelia drowning in a river of bullshit.
"So what if I'm not likeable?" She asked the ceiling. "I'm an exceptional writer. You should remind the public of that instead of trying to marry me off to TikTok's favorite tradwife for PR!"
"I want you to date Instagram's favorite baker for PR." Jen corrected her with the patience of an elementary school teacher. "Think about it, Aggs! Rio needs to officially come out and get rid of the tradwife rumors. You need relatability points with the public to promote your new book. It makes total sense. Two birds, one stone and all that."
Agatha was too busy drowning to answer.
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Or: At what point does 'pretending to be in love' turn into pretending not to be?
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18 May 2026
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“Who is that?” Rio blurts out, awestruck by the intimidating pose of the witch surrounded by a purple background and magical frame. The portrait faces the viewer head-on, and both of her hands are cupped upward at waist height, suggesting the effortless way she conjures up the wild purple magic from her palms.
“Orion’s new headmistress,” Jennifer says, her voice weirdly soft, almost as if whispering out of respect. “I’m sure you’ll meet her soon.”
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Rio starts a new teaching job at a school for magic and is both smitten and terrified by the headmistress, who keeps a dark, dark secret.Bookmarked by cagayco
23 Apr 2026
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your love thawed out / what was scared and cold by cowlesbian
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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follow-up to 25yo (reformed) grifter agatha harkness and 40yo (ex) virgin rio vidal
"I’m nervous about the move.”
Rio nodded and wrapped her arms around Agatha’s waist.
"I'm not good at making friends,” she continued, trying to maintain a sort of cool aloofness, “and I’m kind of a bitch.”
Rio nodded again.
“You’re actually supposed to disagree with the last part.”
“Oh,” said Rio. “I think it’s your best quality."Series
- Part 2 of Like A Virgin
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29 Jan 2026