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  1. Rec *

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.

    Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
    Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.

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    03 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this food is so fucking good lois. like omg i love texting fics in general but it really hits so good when the characterization is PERFECT like im in shane hollanders phone right now wtf

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya Rozanov can't understand what's so great about Shane Hollander. He's a conceited, vain, and superficial celebrity who only cares about money and his music. Probably. Ilya can never remember exactly what he dislikes about the man when Hollander looks at him with his mesmerizing eyes and lets him fuck him the way Ilya likes.

    Whatever, he's never had such strong principles anyway.

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    07 May 2026

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    cens and censibility @ottawagirly
    is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????

    Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

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    16 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this was so funny i gave myself the ick the way i was reading this… gayden pike and jj i like boyziau… spit squad… #makeoutwithyourbromonday… this is a masterclass in texting/social media fics

  4. Rec *

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    Mr. Hollander & Puppy Ilya
    A series of related works detailing the relationship between older, veteran Mr. Hollander and his younger, rookie puppy. Recommended reading order is chronological.

    limelight, 8.5k words

    Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.

    hat-trick, 17.1k words

    Ilya just wants to prove to Mr. Hollander that he can be a good boy. Mr. Hollander is happy to indulge him.

    pillowtalk, 21.5k words

    It’s not really Ilya’s fault that he needs Mr. Hollander. Besides, Mr. Hollander is happy to teach his puppy some new tricks.

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    24 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YESSSSSSSS you knowwww i love needy ilya this might be my favorite smutty hr fic ever it definitely is my favorite hr fic ever what the fuck #buzzy

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Bood: Good morning team! Is everyone alive?
    Dykstra: define alive

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    A look into the Ottawa Centaur's team chat the day after winning the MLH cup.

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    14 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    zendaya laughing at this