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“You know, I’m surprised you never got married yourself,” Kakashi remarked, continuing on at the same pace, despite Iruka’s best drunken efforts to hurry him along. “I figured you were the kind of guy to settle down in a little house with a wife and two kids.”
Iruka stopped abruptly and glared at Kakashi. “What part of our relationship ever gave you that idea?”
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The Altruism of Cultivators by biancaboop for Ilthit
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2025
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Wandering cultivator Shen Yuan provides his services to a young man in need.
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kiss it, bite it, can I fit it? by biancaboop, Lohikäärme (Myxinidae) for biancaboop
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Dec 2025
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Shen Yuan accidentally opens her roommate's package, only to find that Binghe- her sweet, innocent roommate Binghe!- has ordered the largest dildo Shen Yuan has ever seen. Naturally, Shen Yuan has questions...
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Iruka has a spur-of-the-moment one night stand with a beautiful kunoichi named Sukea. It should have been a fleeting connection, but Iruka can't help but be greedy for more.
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Kakashi teaches Team 7 an important ninja lesson: how to cook a nutritious and tasty meal.
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safety measures by Anonymous for biancaboop
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jun 2026
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After everything goes wrong at the Immortal Alliance Conference, Ning Yingying and Xiao Gongzhu have to find a way to avoid the demons in Jue Di Gorge.
(Kissing. They avoid the demons by kissing.)
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20 Jun 2026
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Kakashi is fully aware that Iruka is perfect...ly capable of diplomatic missions, errand runs, and mentoring Tenten in Fuuinjutsu. So why is he escorting them to the Land of Tea? Whatever the real reasons behind the assignment, this little summer trip is giving Kakashi too many opportunities to make a fool of himself.
Or: the one where everyone has different flavors of trust issues, and everything makes them worse (until it doesn't)
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14 Jun 2026
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Kakashi Hatake was used to missions where everything was simple: a target, an order, an outcome. The shinobi Academy did not belong on that list. Iruka Umino was used to carrying the fragile, noisy world of children on his own shoulders and to not expecting help. A forced partnership. Reports, students’ tears, and far too much time spent side by side. Trust forms before either of them realizes it, and closeness becomes a threat that cannot be ignored. As long as the lights in the Academy stay on, each of them will have to decide where his line is drawn.
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06 Jun 2026
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Iruka Umino is a beta like the vast majority of Konoha. It makes him a better teacher, a better shinobi, a better friend.
Especially when his perpetually-unhormonal alpha friend Kakashi Hatake suddenly returns from a mission, heavily wounded and in heat.
So Iruka offers himself to Kakashi as an omega replacement.
(As flailinginlove once wrote: A/B/O dynamics but without mpreg, dub-con, and rivers of gushing fluids, also trying to avoid overly stereotyped gender roles.)
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03 Jun 2026
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Once they come of age, omegas in Konoha are expected to being courting and find a mate - or one would be found for them. Konoha needed more ninja, after all!
Iruka searches for a way around it, and finds himself a target. An alpha out of the village frequently, who doesn't seem interested in courting, but who needs to so the Council will leave him alone.
There are worse ways to start a love story.
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01 Jun 2026