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Untitled Alligator Game by bespokehermit
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jan 2022
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It’s a lovely morning in Asgard, and you are a horrible alligator.
All characters aside from Loki are human. No one finds this odd. (Thor loves Loki regardless of whether he’s an alligator or not)
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Mobius is trapped in a never-ending TVA briefing. Loki helps entertain him.
Chapters 1 & 2 are rated T, chapter 3 is E.
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on the difference between heat and light by malfaisant
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2019
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Against the dark, Vetinari saw the Commander’s outline writhe in place, and the red symbol partially disappeared as Vimes obscured its glow beneath his hand.
“Sir—” Vimes spoke through gritted teeth, though his voice was returned to normal, “—please stop baiting the godsdamned thing!”
“I was only making conversation,” Vetinari replied.
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16 Apr 2026
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Vimes learns that Sybil and Vetinari used to date, and discovers he likes the idea rather more than he should.
Or: Vimes has a gay awakening watching his wife get railed by his boss.
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06 Apr 2026
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Carol tests the limits.
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25 Jan 2026
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I created an entire sci-fi universe with a full plot line so I could write gratuitous amounts of alien smut, which you can read in its entirety by going to the series and checking it out there. But I just know there's some of y'all out there who need that smutty smut right now, no scrolling required, so this is for you. (We've all been there)
Just do me a solid and check out the entire work when you're less terminally horny, deal? (It'll make all the smut make more sense too)
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05 Jan 2026
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When a waterborne parasite causes, ahem, tumescence in the Enterprise's away team, McCoy comes to the quick and obvious conclusion about how to treat his patients--and who is he to argue with Occam's Razor?
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11 Dec 2025