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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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22 Aug 2025
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a christmas miracle by linbanana
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
31 Dec 2022
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The premise: Luca's whole family (friends included) thinks he has been in a seven-year relationship with Shu and marriage is imminent on the horizon.
The problem: Luca has not, in fact, been dating Shu for seven years. They are simply good friends and roommates who sometimes sit in each other's laps and eat off each other's forks.
The (bigger) problem: Luca accidentally agreed to bring Shu home to meet his parents.
Bookmarked by berru
31 Dec 2022
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Sleeping Beauty and the 1600 (Useless) Crewmates; as told by Whitebeard Pirates First Division Commander, Marco the Phoenix by JuHuaTai
Fandoms: One Piece
02 Feb 2018
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There’s a folklore in the last island they landed on that tells the story of a princess who fell into eternal slumber after biting into a fruit cursed by a witch, and was only cured by the kiss of true love from her prince charming. Someone on that island had the bright idea to create a fruit that can emulate said story, and of course that fruit just had to find its way to their ship.
And of course, someone, namely one Portgas D. Ace, was dumb enough to eat it.
Since nobody in this goddamn ship seems to have their head screwed in correctly, Marco might just found himself to be the most reluctant ‘prince charming’ in the entire world.
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- Part 1 of Folklore/Fairytale AU
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27 Aug 2018
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Dazai discovers Chuuya loves flowers and things get a little bit out of hand.
And no, one hundred and five flowers are not too much to tell somebody you love them.
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- Part 1 of The art in the mundane
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15 Feb 2018
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you were my new dream by like_vines for Onikushita
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Mar 2017
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and you were mine.
(where Chuuya's stuck in a tower and blackmails Dazai into helping him achieve his dreams. Yes, it's a Tangled au.)
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30 Jan 2018