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Max just wanted to be left alone. He couldn't stand the constant sympathy - how terribly sorry everyone was to hear about his parents deaths, how he should call any time he needed. Well, he didn't want their sympathy. He just needed some space, preferably somewhere quiet where he could clear his head.
He thought he'd found exactly that when he bought his own home. It seemed just what he needed - a small place, but with big grounds and lots of trees, even a lake. Max could pay the mortgage with his dull office job, and in his spare time he could sit by the water and do his best to heal the wounds that haunted him. He told himself it would be easy - a simple plan for a simple life.
But there were complications. Max's boss was a bully, determined to ruin everything. His work days were painstaking, almost unbearable, and Max would probably feel like he couldn't go on -
If it weren't for the merman that lived in his lake.
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02 Jul 2026
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“So you’re saying,” says Will, “that we’d…”
“Have sex.”
“Right. That. Once a week, for twelve weeks. And then what?”
“And then back to our regularly scheduled programming.” Or it’s amazing, and we keep doing it forever, Mike thinks but narrowly manages to keep to himself.OR: After their mentors tell them they need more life experience to improve their art, college roommates Mike and Will agree to start up a short-term friends-with-benefits situation. Also, they’re going on dates all around NYC. But not like, date-dates. Artist Dates. Don’t worry about it.
(a.k.a. Byler use The Artist’s Way as an excuse to bang)
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19 Jun 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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26 Apr 2026
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
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25 Apr 2026
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rendezvous by funkylittleandroid
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil - All Media Types
17 Mar 2019
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suddenly, ada understands. the lateness, the attitude, the refusal to listen, the whining - they all add up to a motive much greater than what she’d been expecting when she’d agreed to meet leon here. but it's a motive that makes perfect sense. especially for someone like leon.
ada can’t help the chuckle that escapes her at the realization. “ohhh. i see. that’s the game we’re playing.”
leon blinks. “‘s not a game….”
“sure it is,” ada says with a shrug. “but i didn’t say i wouldn’t play.” with that, she gives leon a smile and flips out the switchblade of her swiss army knife, admiring it as it glints in the low light. “if you want to keep your clothes in one piece, kennedy, i highly suggest that you remove them.”Bookmarked by beanbagwizard
31 Mar 2026