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    “What if I’m a bad kisser?” Shane asks, nervously.

    “Show me and I will tell you if you are bad,” Ilya finds himself saying before he can stop himself.

    “Wh— what?” Shane stutters. “You want me to kiss you?”

    OR

    The practice kissing AU

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    Once he’s settled, he gives Ilya that look. Hooded eyes, softened jaw, slickened lips. The “I’ll do whatever you ask me”look that gets Ilya harder than anything they’ve ever done together. His cock is beating like a drum against the inside of his joggers, but he’s keeping them on. He made that decision last night. They stay on, unless they can’t anymore.

    “What are you gonna do to me?” Shane asks.

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    Ilya very much wants to make his husband wet. Very wet.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “Bella broke up with JJ.”

    Shane stopped dead. He swore the temperature in the kitchen dropped two degrees. “What? Noooooooo.” The neck of his T-shirt was suddenly too tight. He curled a finger in the elastic and pulled. Air. He needed air.

    Hayden’s voice was lowered to a frightened whisper, “We’re Code Red, buddy. Code fucking Red.”

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    03 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Sometimes Shane feels like he’s going to explode with how much desperation, how much hunger, is inside of him. Hunger for cock and sex and Ilya. Maybe if he can get it deep enough he can finally scratch the itch long enough to feel relief, but it seems like it’s going to take a while. But that’s fine. Scratching it feels good.

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    “Shane. Malysh. Please,” Ilya groaned, draped over the back of the sofa. He was tossing a stress ball up and catching it with one hand, a rhythmic thwack-snap that was slowly eroding Shane’s sanity. "It has been four hours. The sun is going down. The wood is still just wood. It is not a dresser."

    Shane didn’t look up. He was currently on his knees on a yoga mat (to protect his joints and the floor, a dual-purpose he was quite proud of). He had already cleared the rug and meticulously laid out every single piece of hardware.

    “It’s not a pile of sticks, Ilya. It’s a RÅDMANSÖ dresser,” Shane muttered in what Ilya assumed was a perfect pronunciation. He was currently cross-referencing 'Screw Group B' with the inventory list on Page 2. “And it’s taking four hours because someone decided to 'help' by mixing the 12mm screws with the 14mm screws because they 'looked the same.”

    Or: Shane and Ilya buy an IKEA dresser for one of their guest rooms and Shane loses his mind trying to assemble it.

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    02 Jun 2026