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    "Morning, team," Robert greeted and the line immediately went silent; the devil they had been speaking of had appeared. "Galen's birthday is tomorrow, so be sure to sign the card in Blazer's office before the end of the day. Yes, that photo is real and that's all that's gonna be said about it."

    Unearthed from who knows where circa 1994, it was of Robbie Robertson, suited up and with his child in his arms - rosy cheeks, pigtails, a dress made from a Mecha Man print and sucking his thumb, for God’s sake; there probably wasn’t a more embarrassing picture of Robert out there.

    Before anyone had the chance to speak, he then took an obnoxiously slow, loud sip of his coffee, which earned several displeased groans at the offensive noise in the team's ears. "There are bagels and a fresh pot of coffee in the break room, it's almost the weekend, and if I catch any of you even fucking thinking about it, you’re spending the rest of the day in mandatory discrimination training. Unpaid. Capiche?"

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Grace and Rocky survived the trip to Erid. Now, all Grace has to do is live on a planet meant to kill him, charm his best friend's mate, and figure out why all these Eridians keep giving him rocks. Easy right? As long as he doesn't die of scurvy, first.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    This time it’s Ace’s turn to freeze. “Huh,” he says dumbly. He rocks forward, hand tight on the railing beneath him, and looks over at Luffy. “Uh, hey, Luf. There something I should know?”

    “Nah,” Luffy says simply, and it seems like that’s that, for a moment. But then he points an accusing finger at Sanji with a little glare and goes, “Hey, I’m not a boy!”

    “What?” they all go. Sanji, Nami, Usopp and Vivi. The only one who doesn’t say anything is Zoro, who just looks at Luffy like he— they? she?— is a puzzle to solve.

    (Sanji, for her part, might be feeling a little bit betrayed.)

    or: Sanji thinks Luffy is a guy. (Spoiler: she’s not.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    The one where Sanji gets her heart broken easily, and falls in love even easier. At the end of it all, no matter how many women she meets, it always comes back to Zoro. The truth of the matter is this:

    Zoro doesn’t like Sanji. Sanji’s used to beautiful women not liking her. Life goes on.

    Zoro stops in her tracks, pointing a finger between the two of them. “Whatever this is, needs to stop. Just because Nami’s off limits now doesn’t mean you can use me to move on.”

    Sanji stares at her, stunned at the raw honesty of it, something she doesn’t often expect in their relationship, which is built on Zoro sidestepping her flirting without ever acknowledging her feelings. The other part of her is in shock that Zoro actually had the social dexterity to conclude this is what’s happening. (She’s wrong, of course. Zoro is often wrong, but Sanji doesn’t hold it against her.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Admittedly, Nami had never given her preferences much thought.

    It wasn’t something she had a lot of reasons to consider growing up, being that the only other child her age in Cocoyasi Village was her sister, and although Nojiko would occasionally sneak a romance novel to read into late hours of the night while Bell-mère pretended not to notice, Nami herself was far more interested in books on cartography. And then Arlong happened, and she had neither time nor energy to waste on soul-searching when she could pour it into money-making instead. You run, you steal, you haul your winnings back to your mother’s grave; if you have enough left in you by the end of the day to crawl into whichever bed you’re sleeping in this month, it’s a better day than most.

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