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"I’m not looking for something serious," Harvey said, voice low.
"Good," Mike said, folding his arms in mirror to Harvey’s. "Neither am I."
Harvey raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"Yeah. I mean, we just need to get it out of our systems, right?" Mike’s mouth quirked, but it didn’t reach his eyes. "One day. Just one. We see what this is, realize it’s not as big a deal as it feels, and move on."
Harvey’s chest ached. He didn’t let it show. "A one-day dating experiment."
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Or, Mike and Harvey agree to date for exactly one day so that they can get over their respective crushes on the other, a flawless plan, right? -
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“What the hell happened?”
“I had a slight run-in with a cab.”
“A slight run-in with a cab.” Harvey frowns, eyes darting from the torn knees of Mike’s pants to his rumpled tie to what Mike can only assume is a pretty bad scrape on his cheek, judging from the stinging and the blood he’s wiped away multiple times in the last fifteen minutes. “It doesn’t look very ‘slight.’”
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Colin starts trying to learn Dutch. Jan thinks it's somewhat annoying, until he finds out why.
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Accidentally Lassitered by heartbroken_by_boundaries for MMisery
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
17 Mar 2026
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A night of drunken antics leads to Shawn and Lassie both waking up sporting new accessories - shiny gold wedding bands.
With no memory of the night before, they're determined to erase this horrible mistake as quickly as possible, until the Chief stops them with a request.
Sent off on a fake honeymoon and assigned to investigate mysterious incidents targeting newlywed couples, they'll have to pretend that their marriage was simply the result of a whirlwind romance.
With limited time before their suspect strikes again, they'll go to any lengths to keep their cover, even if it involves having their supposedly great love story splashed throughout the local papers.
But trying to remain focused on solving the case becomes harder the more the lines start to blur between a semi-pretend marriage and a very real connection. And Lassie most definitely isn't jealous of a handsome waiter flirting with Shawn. Absolutely not.
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Colin is tired of his mum constantly trying to set him up when he visits home. So he decides to invite Isaac down to pretend to be his boyfriend, just for a weekend, just to keep his mum off his back. What could possibly go wrong?