Archive of Our Own

Recent bookmarks

1. Public Bookmark *

   how to be a heart breaker (and other acts of douchebaggery) by VVanderingStar

   Fandoms: Naruto  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
   • SasuNaru
   • Inuzuka Kiba/Uchiha Sasuke
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Uchiha Sasuke
   • Inuzuka Kiba
   • Nara Shikamaru
   • Hyuuga Hinata
   • Yamanaka Ino
   • Hyuuga Neji
   • Gaara (Naruto)
   • Sai (Naruto)
   • Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama
   • Akimichi Chouji
   • Karin (Naruto)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Cheating
   • Bottom Uzumaki Naruto
   • Top Uchiha Sasuke
   • past abusive relationship
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • Playboy! Sasuke
   • narutos a soon-to-be preschool teacher
   • sasukes...idk man hes sasuke
   • its also a slow burn but theres lots of teasing
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • SasuNaru - Freeform
   • the sasukiba is complicated

   Summary

   There are many rules to follow if you're a heart breaker; have fun, don't get attached, keep your heart open enough to swindle people, and look good enough to make a statue turn their head.

   But if you're Sasuke Uchiha, the main rule to not break is 'don't fall in love with the cute blond your friend introduces to you', despite how hard it is.

   Too bad even being straight couldn't keep that rule unbroken.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   406,223

   Chapters:

   27/?

   Comments:

   1,064

   Kudos:

   1,025

   Bookmarks:

   258

   Hits:

   45,642

   Bookmarked by acos9201

   01 Mar 2023