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“What is wrong with your dog?!” Lance shouts, his furious blue eyes narrowed as soapsuds slide down his face. Keith tries his hardest to keep his gaze stuck on Lance’s face, to prevent it from slipping down the glistening, bare skin of his chest that melts into his abs.
“He’s a wolf, not a dog,” he replies. Beside him, Kosmo howls as though he’s agreeing with Keith. Lance shoots a glare at Kosmo and he shuts up promptly. Then his glare turns on Keith and he regrets ever opening his mouth.
“Your cosmic pet drops you into the middle of my shower and that’s what you’re arguing about? The semantics of his species?” he snaps, throwing up an arm in frustration and sending suds flying. One lands on Keith’s hair. “Get out!”
He shrugs, his gaze snagging on Lance’s broad shoulders. “It’s not anything I haven’t seen before.”
“Keith, get out!” he shrieks, grabbing a bottle of shampoo and hurling it at him. Keith manages to duck in time before it slams against the wall where he was standing seconds before.
Five times Kosmo spontaneously teleports Keith to Lance’s side, and the one time Lance returns the favor.
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12 May 2026
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Storytime: Voltron is (Basically) a Disaster by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandom Voltron: Legendary Defender
31 Jul 2019
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The Garrison is fraught with chaos. Iverson thinks Takashi Shirogane is a heterosexual. A crazy cuban is screaming about sales tax. Keith Kogane is snapping pencils left and right. Not to mention there's a mob boss somewhere in the midst...Rumor has it that it's that Pidge Gunderson guy... And of course, Adam Frasier has been kidnapped.
...Listen. They can explain.
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07 May 2026
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Chasing the Limit by altean-mouse (Alchemilla17), kashuumitsus
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
31 May 2026
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In the high-pressure world of Formula 1 racing, Blade driver Keith Kogane enters the 2025 season as the controversial standing World Champion. Lifelong rival and fellow driver Lance McClain will do just about anything to claw that title away from him. As the season kicks off, the rivalry shifts into its highest gear yet-- both on and off the track.
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01 May 2026
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“What the hell, guys?” Pidge squawked, wrestling away from Matt. “Why are you pretending to be a couple?”
Or: Matt and Lance pretend to be a couple because Shiro and Keith are clueless as hell.
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23 Apr 2026
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Keith gets bits by a love bug and falls for Lance. Allura gets bit and falls for Hunk. The only problem is that Keith already has a real, overwhelming crush on Lance, so he decides to only do what Allura does so he doesn't give himself away. A plan that rapidly falls apart.
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Lance stared at him expectantly.
Keith raised his brows at him. “And this… is why… we wear helmets! You reckless, stupid-stupidly hot, annoyingly charming—”
“Watch out, guys,” Pidge cut in. “I think Keith’s gonna self-combust trying to compliment Lance and drag him at the same time.”
Lance shoved Keith’s helmet into his chest. “Seriously? Acting like you’re dying, making me feel guilty about taking your helmet off, and you just didn’t wanna say anything nice to me? You’re a dick.”- Language:
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