TooGayToFunctionDangIt
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You are an Asgardian/Midgardian agent of SHIELD,a known warrior raised by Asgards best defender and guardian,your mother. You have been raised on Midgard for all your life and now you plan to visit your homeland this year,and claim your mothers battle sword at last. This year shall be the year youll always remember,to start a new chapter in your life. And who knows,maybe you'll start something more with a certain god of mischief you fancy also.
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- Part 2 of Loki Series/Oneshots
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What's Your Type? by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Mar 2025
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"Random Loki thought as i see a lot of him on your dash:
Loki shapeshifting into people he thinks reader will like and wooing them, but reader reacting only when the people start resembling what Loki looks like" - Ask On TumblrSeries
- Part 1 of Loki Series/Oneshots
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The Princess Of Piltover by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
16 Dec 2024
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You are titled the "Princess of Piltover" from how beautiful you are, inherited by your mothers looks,and gifted a unique color to your hair thanks to your father. The title given to you attracts unwanted people who want to claim you as theirs,for a trophy or even worse. You captured a certain chem-baron below,causing you to get kidnapped,sold off. Which leads you to being saved by Jinx and Sevika,leaving you now in debt to the Eye of Zaun himself. Silco. Will he help keep you safe from the certain chem-baron, or throw you to the streets into their arms?
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- Part 2 of The Princess of Piltover
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The Princess of Piltover by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
03 Dec 2024
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You are titled the "Princess of Piltover" from how beautiful you are, inherited by your mothers looks,and gifted a unique color to your hair thanks to your father. The title given to you attracts unwanted people who want to claim you as theirs,for a trophy or even worse. You captured a certain chem-baron below,causing you to get kidnapped,sold off. Which leads you to being saved by Jinx and Sevika,leaving you now in debt to the Eye of Zaun himself. Silco. Will he help keep you safe from the certain chem-baron, or throw you to the streets into their arms?
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- Part 1 of The Princess of Piltover
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Thaddeus is now on the run since giving Maximus the head,trying to find a safe place to lay low at. So he ends up at Emerald City,no caps or food and turning into a ghoul,feeling hopeless. Thats until a very nice girl helps him out. Thaddeus doesnt know whats going to happen now after leaving the brotherhood,but hes glad he has you by his side to help him during this confusing time.
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- Part 2 of Emerald City
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Loki Series/Oneshots by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
Fandom Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Jul 2025
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The Princess of Piltover by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
16 Dec 2024
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Secretary (Leon Kennedy x Reader) by hotchilioflove
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
04 Jul 2026
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In need of a secretary, send an email for further information.
Leon Scott Kennedy.
Inspired by the movie titled Secretary (2002)
!!This book uses offensive language and will contain sexual themes, depictions of gore!!
I don't claim the rights to any of the Resident Evil characters!! They belong to the video game series called "Resident Evil" created by Capcom.
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Bookmarked by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
01 Jun 2026
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The Quieting by XxShadowBabexX
Fandoms: Hannibal Lecter (Hopkins Movies), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris
08 Sep 2025
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“Careful there. The curious lamb won’t fear the wolf until it feels teeth against its neck,”
You tilted your head, “Well, I find it hard to believe the lamb has reason to fear the caged wolf,” you responded, brows furrowed.
His eyes lit up, smile splitting his face even more, “Caged, for now. Tell me, does the lamb crave the wolves teeth against her skin?”
Bookmarked by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
04 Oct 2025
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Silco was one perceptive man, nothing escaped from him. Not even the tiny tattoo you have concealed underneath the collar of your shirt, left unbuttoned one night during your shift. Now, how do you explain to him about that?
Well, you don't have to. He'll find out about it himself.
Bookmarked by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
01 Oct 2025
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A Purpose - Spike x (she/her) Reader by hiddndaydreams
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
29 Aug 2025
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Summary: Spike's plan to raise an army of vampires to follow his every order is foiled when Buffy gets wind of it. Buffy foiled his plans and he's left bruised physically and emotionally. So he does what he does best, drink himself into oblivion—leading him face planting onto the ground of glass shards. And the reader decided to score some good karma points by helping him.
Bookmarked by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
28 Aug 2025
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While on their way to Baldur's Gate, Rolan and his siblings have to settle in Emerald Grove, as the lands are overrun with goblins and mysterious cultists. It is here that he meets a peculiar drow, and the story of their unlikely relationship starts to unfold.
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I always wondered how Rolan's story would unravel if a player was able to spend more time with him and romance him. To delve deeper into his thoughts, see the world through his eyes, and explore his relationships with those around him. In "Worthy," he takes a more active role, pushed to his limits yet also reaching the highest highs a person can achieve. Through it all, he begins to carve out his place in the world.The story's structure will consist of three parts, mimicking the game's three acts and the romance progression akin to that of companions.
Some events, naturally, will be expanded upon or changed, but the overall progression of the story remains the same. It also touches upon character dynamics between companions and some of their struggles - I simply cannot leave them out.
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- Part 1 of Worthy and the AU-related fics
Bookmarked by TooGayToFunctionDangIt
26 Aug 2025