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Backwards Compatibility by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, haleswallows, zoe_134340
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
10 Aug 2025
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Alfred sighed and closed the book around one finger to keep his place. "Master Bruce. Please tell me you aren't going to that horrid little club in the Narrows again."
For all that he was Batman, trained in the art of bald-faced lying, Bruce managed to shuffle his feet and twitch his eyes toward the front door suspiciously. "I'm… not going to the horrid little club in the Narrows?"
"Yet, here you are, dressed for the club," said Alfred flatly.
Fed up with Bruce's playboy act, Alfred signs him up for an exclusive dating service, hoping that he will at the very least make a friend. On the other side of the bay, Lois gifts Clark with a voucher for that very same service, insisting that he needs to move on from their mutual breakup.
Neither one of them really wants a relationship, but they do want their loved ones to be happy. So they come to a mutually beneficial agreement.
It very quickly becomes something else entirely.
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26 Jun 2026
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World's Finest by Nigaki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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When Earth gets invited to a intergalactic summit, the League decides to send their representative. The catch?
The summit is for rulers and their spouses only.
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25 Jun 2026
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there ain't no star that shines by amosanguis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Titans (TV 2018)
09 Jan 2023
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“I'm not the same person I was back in high school,” Clark says, “and I doubt they all are, either. What would be the point?”
“Oh, Clark,” Bruce is suddenly holding Clark's face with both of his hands, “the point is that I'm going to land us in a helicopter somewhere for all your classmates to see.”
Clark sighs and closes his eyes.
“Say 'yes', Clark,” Bruce orders.
Clark doesn't open his eyes, just says, “Yes, Clark.”
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- Part 105 of author's fave
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23 Jun 2026
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Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
22 Dec 2021
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“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”
Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”
Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”
“Yeah, that scans.”
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Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".
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23 Jun 2026
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A Singular Focus by TabithaMonpress
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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“His name’s Clark Kent, he’s a reporter from Metropolis. He’s your height, and a few years younger than you. He’s probably met you as Brucie a couple of times at press conferences or interviews… do you remember him?” Bruce grunted. “He seems… nice, Bruce. He’s what you need. Will you let him help you?”
Bruce swallowed. What the hell. What the hell? What was Superman doing on a heat-mate app?
Bruce needs an alpha to help him through his heat. Jason finds him one Clark Kent, reporter for the Daily Planet. Only Bruce knows that this is his long-time crush, Kal-El. Emotions ensue.Series
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30 Dec 2025