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“So, there’s this girl in my class…” Marinette then described Lila and her lies, “...Threatened me in the bathroom-” Chat Noir blinked and turned to her.
“She WHAT?” Marinette nodded.
“She said she’d turn all my friends against me, and that she’d be with the guy I like.”
The comment about the crush went in one ear and out the same ear. All that was running through Chat Noir.exe was, ‘This bitch. This lying wretch threatened my princess. I’mma kill her. Maybe I could try water? Witches die by water right? I’ll drown her! No, wait. She probably can swim. I’ll just cataclysm her. No, wait- she won’t wither away, she’ll just be in pain. Wait.’
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Or, Adrien decides fuck the highroad, no one hurts his princess.- Language:
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Bite off more than you can chew and you'll choke. by MissEcchi
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
19 Jan 2020
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"But Lila cared more about the middle finger that Adrien shot at her when no one else was looking."
To summarise, if you hurt the Ladybug, you can count on the Black Cat to absolutely annihilate you without mercy.
A.K.A. A wonderful crackfic where Lila gets karma shoved up her ass by Adrien every time she tries to hurt Marinette.
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- Part 2 of ML Crack
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03 Jun 2026
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"All these years you’ve proven time and again, your loyalty, your reliability. And the one time you needed them to trust you, to believe in you…they turned their backs on you. They chose her pretty words and false promises over you.
"But I can help you rise above that. I can help you cut away the frayed threads, and stitch out your own destiny. No more will anyone define you, especially not Lila Rossi! And all I ask in return, is that you bring me Ladybug and Chat Noir’s Miraculous’.
So, Mistress Couturiere…what do you say?"
Marinette was silent, before slowly standing up. A single tear trekked down her face behind the glowing butterfly mask.
What the hell. It’s not like she had anything left to lose.
“…yes, Hawkmoth.”
(EDIT: Made slight edit to Chapter 7)
HOLY SHIT GUYS! THIS FIC HAS A TV TROPES PAGE! THANK YOU SO MUCH TO WHOEVER MADE IT AND CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Couturiere
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- Part 1 of Couturiere
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03 Jun 2026
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When Lila goes a step too far by physically attacking Marinette, that's it: Adrien's reversing his stance.
That girl is going down.
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02 Jun 2026
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After Gabriel arranges for Lila to be his date at Paris Fashion Week, Adrien rights a wrong as best he knows how: with a little bit of sweetness, a little bit of subtlety, and a lot of social media magic.
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- Part 1 of best (fake) smile
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02 Jun 2026