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  1. Rec 7

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    It’s as if Robert House has his own gravitational pull; what he wants, the world bends to make it so, making his survival of the apocalypse a certainty. Following him into the new age are Jane Alderidge and Victor Laughlin, his employees and longtime friends, with plans to resume their normal lives when Vegas is reborn; but what these three don’t realize is that their saving grace, the Platinum Chip, will be missing the day the bombs drop, violently altering their course.

    Johanna Barnes wouldn’t consider herself one of fate’s favorites. One moment, she was an up-and-coming actress reconsidering both her career and her choice in friends, the next, she was waking from forced cryostasis to a sealed bunker in the distant future. But fate is about to place the Platinum Chip in her hands, dragging her and the mysterious House into a deal that will reshape the Mojave.

    On the road, House unravels a sinister plot already in motion against him, with alarming ties to his new courier. Will Johanna and House be able to trust each other in time to escape it, or will the information they uncover about the other divide them, cementing their demises?

    (Or: What if there were two Courier Sixes working against each other?)

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    22 Jun 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Trapped in the Fade, Hawke leaps headlong into an adventure. Outside the Fade, her friends will stop at nothing to try and rescue her. Well, almost nothing.

    Set during and after Dragon Age: Inquisition. Watch for spoilers.

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    24 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 22

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    …and why the political choices of literally any noble in Fódlan are guaranteed to suck major ass for 99% of the population in-universe no matter how good their intentions are.

    1. Introduction to Fódlan's politics: the Overton window shattered at the start of written history (feat. how Nemesis permanently poisoned the well)
    2. Absolute emperor, chieftain king, merchant prince: the three different Fódlans and why the lords (and their fans) talk past each other
    3. Meet Potential Church: or, how 99% of problems in the game wouldn’t have happened if the Church of Seiros were actual theocrats
    4. Empire, uncuck thyself: or, why it makes perfect political sense for the heir to an empire to ally with its worst disease and fight its first partner
    5. The goddess is an armed commoner: Byleth’s inherently destabilizing existence and how Edelgard’s war acts as elite containment for the biggest elephant in 3H’s room
    6. Cavemen in armor: the insane psychopolitical pathology of western Kingdom lords and why you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”

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    04 May 2026

  4. Rec 16

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    “You’re analyzing the room,” he murmured as they turned, his breath warm against her temple.

    “Habit,” she said aloud. “Three exits. Six guards. Fourteen people pretending not to watch us.”

    “Let them watch.” His voice dropped, became something more intimate. “I suspect they’re trying to determine if we’re plotting a coup or a romance.”

    “And which are we plotting?”

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    She is a black-market art dealer who survives by three rules: don’t get caught, don’t get attached, and never make deals with devils.
    He is a wizard with a bomb in his chest, a ruined relationship with a goddess, and a plan that requires breaking into the Hells.
    The job: steal the Crown of Karsus from an archdevil's vault. Crash a vampire masquerade. Pull off the ultimate heist.
    The complication: they work too well together, and trust is far more dangerous than Netherese magic.

    Canon-divergent slow-burn heist fic.

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    26 Apr 2026

  5. Rec *

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    “There are two people I can think of who might know anything,” Lavellan said. “Experts - on the Fade, on the history of elvhenan. Unfortunately,” a grimace, “one of them has vanished, and if all the resources of the Inquisition can’t find him, I doubt you can.”

    “And the other?” Fenris demanded.

    “Something from my own history, for once. Not an Inquisition thing. There is - a criminal,” said Lavellan. “Exiled from the clans. She was the blood mage who murdered Clan Sabrae and its Keeper. Last I heard she was living in Kirkwall. A very dangerous woman - possibly insane, actually - but I met her once at Arlathven, and if anyone could help you -”

    Merrill?
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    Hawke was left in the Fade. Fenris goes looking for him. He doesn't go alone.

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    28 Jan 2026