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    “How you thrive, darling, when no one can call you out on your ineptitude…”
    Agatha snapped out her sleeves with a flick of her wrists, and grinned horribly.
    “On the contrary, darling, I have never been more competent in my life. Now, tell me what the hell you did with the rest of my breakfast.”
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    The Camelot servants are somewhat baffled by the manner of court they now serve in. Particularly the ones that directly attend to the Queen... and particularly those that don't quite know what they're getting themselves into.
    For her part, Agatha is having quite a good time, these days.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Agatha does not do 'standard' very well.
    Not that he’d wish her to. But… well, she’s certainly not Snow White. Agatha doesn't talk to rabbits or deer. They don’t like her very much, either; they think she’s tall and stomps and smells funny, according to Beatrix, who actually paid attention in Uma’s lessons. And she doesn’t sing to birds. She'd probably scare them off; her voice is terrible.
    But she excitedly plucks frogs and toads from ponds and points out all the grisly anatomical bits and holds them up, saying 'don't their eyes look like mine?' and when Tedros says not really, pointing out that she's a woman and that's a frog, she ignores him.

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    between her education at good, and the long line of princesses and queens that came before her, it stands to reason that agatha should now be able to use all the tools available to her to cement herself as the ideal queen of camelot.
    tedros thinks that anyone who had expected such a thing really doesn't know agatha very well.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    She realizes, much too late, that they’re too close, because the first thing she sees are blue eyes. Very blue, and framed by long lashes, longer than they have any right to be. What the fuck.

    Spider-Man squints at her as he tugs the mask off, blond curls falling in his eyes, a small smile tugging at his lips, and Agatha is stuck with a horrible, horrible thought that’ll last up until the morning, because why the fuck is she looking at his lips.

    “Like what you see?” He smugly asks, like they’re not both lying right next to a dumpster and his head isn’t bleeding out and he’s not halfway on Agatha’s lap, but maybe that’s exactly why he’s such a smug bastard in the first place. 

    Alternatively: Some dumbass named Tedros is Spider-Man, and Agatha should really care less.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    A scrap of paper containing only a hasty scrawl, delivered to Castrum Kremnos:

    DAN HENG IS A DRAGON. DID YOU KNOW THIS. BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DID NOT.

    In which Phainon meddles in his friends' budding relationship, sends a few letters, and realises a few things.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    There are six versions of Dottore and not a single one of them knows how to say I care about you without wrapping it in an equation, a budget report, or a cup of tea they claim they made by accident

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    17 Jun 2026